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kevando

@kevando_

the future is pretend

 SF
visitdreampark.com
Joined February 2010
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I'm at @fdotinc building a first-of-its-kind downloadable theme park company with my cofounder @Aidan_Wolf and we're hosting an event this Saturday, RSVP for details! 👉 partiful.com/e/uR5d57oL8ZJdM…
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idk what this has to do with politics but its my favorite norm clip
trout mask (original) (@BranPuffin) profile picturetrout mask (original)@BranPuffinNov 3
Norm Macdonald tried to warn us
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Onyx Odds
@OnyxOddsNov 3
The NFC North is an absolute WAR heading into the second half of the season
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I really wish the exclamation and question mark were NOT next to each other on the keyboard?
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"Mike Macdonald's not believing what he's watching." Troy, I've been a Bears fan 47 years. Neither am I.
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everyday i get a "low disk space" message and then i delete 10 GB of data. tomorrow, same thing. how does this keep happening? WHAT IS GOING ON
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Softboy (@softboy_w) profile pictureSoftboy
@softboy_wOct 25
when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks
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Norm Macdonald describing why he loves to gamble is really quite profound.
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go for the comments 👇
Porsche (@Porsche) profile picturePorsche
@PorscheOct 15
Mission S. Authentic. Consistent. Timeless. A glimpse into the future - shaped by our heritage. Mid-engine architecture. A focus on the driver and the driving experience. Call it a love letter.
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this is honestly the coolest thing I've seen A.I. do by a long shot Makes my job super fun!
aidan (@Aidan_Wolf) profile pictureaidan
@Aidan_WolfOct 14
Converting playtests into actual fixes is the hard part So we built PlayTests to take your raw gameplay footage and turn it into actionable insights your agents can use We use it every day at DreamPark, now we're opening it up to all developers! Sign up: dreampark.app/playtests
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mildlyinteresting bug in my starbucks app... checkout button just says "button"
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Cream calls the shots for the free 🌭s. If Ben Johnson rocks the sweater and da Bears win free hot dogs all day Tuesday RIP to da coach
Cream sleeve (@creamsleeve) profile pictureCream sleeve
@creamsleeveOct 9
Wear the sweater Sunday Ben. Do it for the people. Do it for Mike. - cream
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Liz Charboneau@lizcharOct 8
did a dog write this
NBC News (@NBCNews) profile pictureNBC News
@NBCNewsOct 8
A surprising new study finds that people who sleep near their dogs don’t experience disrupted sleep. If anything, the University of Toronto researchers discovered, we humans are the ones disturbing our dogs’ sleep. nbcnews.com/health/health-ne…
Lie down with dogs, wake up refreshed? That’s what a new study suggests.

Lie down with dogs, wake up refreshed? That’s what a new study suggests.

You’re more likely to disrupt your dog’s sleep than they are yours, new study suggests.

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@blakeirOct 8
a few random consumer ideas from my notes app: - turntable.fm meets suno - pull a lever, get a random mashup of two old games - hq trivia with an AI host - among us, but guess who is the bot - a modern, social mario party in browser - jackbox in imessage, AI host
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this is what im talkin about
Nikita Bier (@nikitabier) profile pictureNikita Bier
@nikitabierOct 8
Hello computer. Decompile and distill Grand Theft Auto. Make the game set in my hometown -- use Google Earth to reconstruct it in pixel-perfect detail. Make the character me and have my spawn point be in the mansion I always look at on Zillow. Review my chat memory and make every mission about my hopes and dreams. Make it playable online so my friends can join. When you're done, sell all my video games on Ebay and use that money to fund tokens for my next game.
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Goosie@TheGoosieOct 5
this is Ben Johnson
Jay "Stay" Reddy (@jaydogreddy) profile pictureJay "Stay" Reddy@jaydogreddyOct 5
Autistic nfl coach whose team is up 34-7 in the Super Bowl but he is puzzled by one play the opponent keeps making. Then it comes to him. A genius counter move. He jots it down on his tablet but he is suddenly drenched in a Gatorade bath. The tablet is ruined and the plan is lost
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"The Tamale Guy" delivered tonight's game ball in celebration of Hispanic Heritage Night!
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bear down
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Founders Inc
@fdotincSep 2
Come tour San Francisco's largest secret hardware garage Friday. f.inc/garage See where founders are building humanoids, blimps, underwater starlink, EV dirt bikes, autonomous vehicles, vertical farms, manufacturing robots, everything... Current garage founders: @eptmpa @aj_hugs @arjunsaidthat @bxtsubsea @xesswaffle @JuanCereigido @gaspihabif @alirezabeig @ErezDorado @NickKluger @wolfofwebsites @shinheeshanelee @kevando_ @Aidan_Wolf @a1SuperOnion + 14 more... Previous garagers: @VictorWBoyd @jmoonio @LaFrogman @cixliv @connorkapoor @Abhindas1 @Fateen_Anam @pamir_ai @riftron_ @turbofakesmile... Let us know if you'd fit in!
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Founders Inc (@fdotinc) profile picture
Founders Inc
@fdotincAug 25
Announcing Blueprint II A 3mo frontier tech program in SF 30 teams, $150k upfront Once you join: - Full access to our campus, labs, machines, talks, and $1M in credits - Our full team working with you on product, GTM, hiring and fundraising - Up to 1 year of dedicated space for your company on campus - On site lunch from personal chef We are the biggest backer of early hardware companies in SF So we’re making an even bigger bet this year Applications open now We're looking for founders working on the hardest problems Robotics. Drones. Space. Advanced manufacturing. Energy. New materials. Biosciences. Frontier AI models. Chips. And software that makes machines smarter. If you believe that's you, we want to support you and push you further just like the founders we've backed before:
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Come out to Fort Mason Park today at 5PM for the very first DreamPark Coin Hunt Live! First person to collect all 100 coins in less than a minute wins. We’ll be broadcasting to Youtube Live watch here 👇 youtube.com/watch?v=3J-X3TOt…
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