Proud Pennsylvania native 🌳, tortured Phillies fan, baker, cyclist

Pennsylvania, USA
Joined November 2011
Waiting for the blizzard to begin
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*to the tune of “We Used to Be Friends” by the Dandy Warhols* ♫ A long time ago I used to craft tweets ♫
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Watching the Phillies this summer
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Baseball: *has been on every single day since February* Me when the league has two days off:
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Nick Castellanos saw school kids in uniforms in London and called them "Hogwarts uniforms"
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Krista June retweeted
man look at the literal house cat we have playing third base
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"I wasn't really that mad, just throw the ball over the plate." 😳 Bryce Harper responds to the two pitches that were up and in, which led to the benches clearing incident.
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Happy Mother’s Day from Pennsylvania!
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Garrett Stubs could’ve been a main cast member of Laguna Beach #Phillies
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Krista June retweeted
BOHM WALK-OFF ¡EN ESPAÑOL!
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My favorite Halloween merch is skeletons of things that have no bones.
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Watching the Phillies try to play tonight
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Krista June retweeted
We never stopped.
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Penn State study says spotted lanternflies don’t damage hardwood trees or forests in long term. triblive.com/local/regional/…
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Time for a brief #ElNiño thread! The global model ensemble continues to insist that the already substantial event will further strengthen through autumn and into winter, peaking at strong to very strong intensity around Dec-Jan. [1/10] #CAwx #CAwater
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Nature’s “fireworks” in Pennsylvania!
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The meme potential from this will feed families
Brandon Marsh and Alec Bohm trying to figure out what was going on with the rain with Braves 3B Austin Riley is comedy 😂😂😂
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The benches cleared in the 7th inning. 😳
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Happy Mother’s Day from Pennsylvania!🌸🌷
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