Avoid The Noid!
Victoria, BC, Canada
Joined March 2007
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I've decided to implement tariffs of my own. Every disrespectful thing @POTUS speaks that reaches my ears will incur a $10 USD charge. I strongly suggest Mr Trump start an escrow account with a minimum of $500000 USD. This should cover the next 60 days. Scan for deposit details.
Somehow @POTUS
@realDonaldTrump thinks Canada is the problem with illegal substances entering the USA. It seems as if he may have that completely backwards:
ctvnews.ca/calgary/article/c…
Too little too late. I now utilize the services of your competitors.
I won't be a WestJet customer again any time soon without a very substantial promotional offer in WestJet points/dollars credited to my account.
At least @AirCanada comps my cabin upgrades and lounge access.
WestJet is cancelling a new seat configuration that squeezed an extra row on board many of its planes and left passengers with less legroom.
#westjet #airtravel #canada
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I hereby challenge @DonaldTrump @realDonaldTrump @POTUS to focus on preventing crime in the USA instead of committing crimes against other countries. I know it'll be hard for you but if chimpanzees can be trained to act in movies, you can be trained to act like a rational human.
Your arrears balance is now well over $3000000 USD. Does @POTUS @realDonaldTrump ever pay his bills or does he just keep borrowing? Please settle your account immediately. BTC address has been included for your convenience. #TrumpTarrifs
The current arrears balance of the @POTUS @realDonaldTrump #disrespectful account is now $19820 USD. Your outstanding balance is due immediately. Please submit payment within 24 hours to avoid interest charges and further damage to your credit score. #TrumpTariffs
Still waiting on hold again after being unceremoniously disconnected from @amazon @JeffBezos for no good reason.
Still waiting on hold for the terrible, atrocious, rude and incompetent support from @amazon @JeffBezos due to yet another failure from their chosen delivery partners at Intelcom Courier. It's time to fire them.
The current arrears balance of the @POTUS @realDonaldTrump #disrespectful account is now $224890 USD. Your outstanding balance is due immediately. Please submit payment within 24 hours to avoid interest charges and further damage to your credit score. #TrumpTariffs
I've decided to implement tariffs of my own. Every disrespectful thing @POTUS speaks that reaches my ears will incur a $10 USD charge. I strongly suggest Mr Trump start an escrow account with a minimum of $500000 USD. This should cover the next 60 days. Scan for deposit details.
Hey @elonmusk are you going to let your buddy keep racking up debts? Please speak with him about his outstanding balance. I also encourage you to council him in how to keep his mouth shut. Your #disrespectful balance will start to accrue soon to if you don't curtail #agentorange
The current arrears balance of the @POTUS @realDonaldTrump #disrespectful account is now $19820 USD. Your outstanding balance is due immediately. Please submit payment within 24 hours to avoid interest charges and further damage to your credit score. #TrumpTariffs
The current arrears balance of the @POTUS @realDonaldTrump #disrespectful account is now $19820 USD. Your outstanding balance is due immediately. Please submit payment within 24 hours to avoid interest charges and further damage to your credit score. #TrumpTariffs
I've decided to implement tariffs of my own. Every disrespectful thing @POTUS speaks that reaches my ears will incur a $10 USD charge. I strongly suggest Mr Trump start an escrow account with a minimum of $500000 USD. This should cover the next 60 days. Scan for deposit details.
Please inform @POTUS @realDonaldTrump that his outstanding account is due for immediate payment. See teapaw.org/kmurray/status/1893186… for details.
The current arrears balance of the @POTUS @realDonaldTrump #disrespectful account is now $1780 USD. Your outstanding balance is due immediately. Please submit payment within 24 hours to avoid interest charges and further damage to your credit score. #TrumpTariffs
I've decided to implement tariffs of my own. Every disrespectful thing @POTUS speaks that reaches my ears will incur a $10 USD charge. I strongly suggest Mr Trump start an escrow account with a minimum of $500000 USD. This should cover the next 60 days. Scan for deposit details.
The current arrears balance of the @POTUS #disrespectful account is $330 USD. Your outstanding balance is due immediately. Please submit payment within 24 hours to avoid interest charges and further damage to your credit score. #TrumpTariffs
I've decided to implement tariffs of my own. Every disrespectful thing @POTUS speaks that reaches my ears will incur a $10 USD charge. I strongly suggest Mr Trump start an escrow account with a minimum of $500000 USD. This should cover the next 60 days. Scan for deposit details.
It looks like @WestJet is disseminating false information regarding document requirements. According to your agent at #YYJ a NEXUS alone is not sufficient for air travel to the USA. See westjet.com/en-ca/get-travel… and have your team correct this ASAP.
What is happening with the @freebitco web site? I've been getting this error for hours.
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A Trumpy Christmas parody for you! :D
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McKenzie Ave and Quadra St. (Saanich) should not be reduced to single lanes on either side. - Sign the Petition! chng.it/sRPrHfMqJ9 via @CdnChange #yyjtraffic
Is the KD® Mac & Cheese Chicken Sandwich from @kfc_canada supposed to have this many bones in it? I just about broke a tooth and choked on the first bite. @kraftdinner @kraftmacncheese @kfc @GovCanHealth @PHSAofBC @adriandix @VanIslandHealth @crd_bc @UberEats #yyj #fail #hazard
Excuse me? @dominos? Your math doesn't math again! Please fix your malfunctioning system and stop declining to do what you say you will do.
