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Just a spuki tanuki who used the ultimate knowledge of the universe to transmute giant Gold Sacks from lead.

Fort Worth, テキサス人
Joined March 2026
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Replying to @ZoomerChetBaker
We need a book about a lady HR manager that hooks up with the Griffin in finance that always needs re-education because he's a Catholic CHUD. If the right continues to refuse to let their position be fetishized in bestiality smut we have no chance of winning the midterms.
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People are easiest to manipulate when you act as they expect. Predictability is disarming. When your behavior confirms exactly what someone believes, their guard drops—and an appeal to their ego becomes irresistible.
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This is the most depressing headline I've ever read. A detransition clinic for children shouldn't even exist, because we never should have allowed them to transition in the first place. If you aren't radicalized yet, you should be.
Nation’s first detransition clinic opens at Texas Children’s Hospital
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Well, this lined up just about perfectly. Thanks @jxpxzzlx and @SekAndTheCity
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The Banal Omniscience retweeted
Do not kill yourself. People might assume you were a troon
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There's no way somebody has the mental capacity for both having sex and Intel chip naming conventions. You're either fucking, or you know what Incel CPU you own. There is no in-between.
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Assimilation is our strength.
France’s Identity Crisis
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I like my tortillas how I like my women: thicc and doughy.
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Haiti says it is "overwhelmed" by the influx of Haitian citizens returning home from the United States.
Haiti says it is “overwhelmed” by the influx of migrants deported from the United States.
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These signs are meant to shame the Cornell staff into some kind of action or statement, but I read them as a red flag that Cornell student activists are a far more toxic threat to your children than the staff.
Students at Cornell put up these signs around campus... from @ buffalopotholebandit on Threads
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One of two things is happening here: Either Grok is so fucking stupid it's funny, or the situation in France is already so grim that a white character is an actual absurdity. @grok did somebody disable your sense of hyperbole and sarcasm or is the joke on me?
Replying to @UncleAfterDark
Seriously, who are they trying to fool? A white guy in France? This race swapping shit has got to go.
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I have a solution that everyone hates. Make abortion illegal, and in the case of rape, perform the abortion and then charge the rapist with both the rape and the abortion. The "incest" argument makes no sense at all. You want a free pass because you kept it in the family? No.
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BREAKING NEWS: Texas GOP candidate Brandon Herrera (@TheAKGuy) once peed in a public pool, activating the dye and staining his trunks bright red. He has never fully recovered from the embarrassment.
BREAKING NEWS: Texas GOP candidate Brandon Herrera put beans in his chili once.
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"What's your point?" is easily the most consistent. As soon as I start hearing feelings instead of facts I tune out and jump right to 'ol faithful. Pisses them off 100% of the time. Works perfectly on effeminate men too.
Mens what do you say that makes a women so angry?
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Technical incompetence and it's consequences have been a disaster for the civilized world. The barriers were there for protection, not arbitrary gatekeeping. Just wait until we see the consequences of moving GNU to Rust.
🚨 BREAKING: IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE. NOW PYTHON IS FACING A MASSIVE SECURITY EMERGENCY. Python's security team has issued an URGENT warning after a certificate authority compromise put Python's HTTPS security at risk. → 8 CERTIFICATE AUTHORITY KEYS COMPROMISED. Some were so weak they could be cracked almost INSTANTLY. → FAKE TRUSTED WEBSITES: Attackers could potentially impersonate Python.org, PyPI and other websites during intercepted connections. → MALICIOUS DOWNLOADS: Vulnerable environments could be tricked into downloading software from attacker-controlled servers. → YOUR OS PATCH MAY NOT PROTECT YOU: Older versions of pip can STILL trust compromised certificates even after system updates. → EMERGENCY UPDATES: Python developers are being told to immediately update pip, certifi, uv and other affected tools. → DOCKER USERS AT RISK: Existing container images may retain vulnerable certificate stores and need rebuilding. First PHP. Then Node.js. Then GitLab. Then LiteLLM. NOW PYTHON. The very systems developers rely on to establish TRUST online are becoming the attack surface. If you use Python, PATCH NOW.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Python certifi/pip details match the real eMudhra CA incident, but PHP, GitLab and LiteLLM involved unrelated software bugs, platform flaws and supply chain malware—not CA key compromises like this (Node.js patched concurrently for the same CA issue). discuss.python.org/t/information-… emudhra.we-have-a-problem.com github.com/advisories/GHS… docs.litellm.ai/blog/security-… snyk.io/blog/php-patch…
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More private keys by the Indian certificate authority have been discovered. These are all small numbers. People are suspecting that they interpreted 384 bit keys to mean that they should pick numbers from 1-384 to use as their private keys.
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Student loans are the most predatory financial product in America. Abolish them. Lower the minimum wage. Force companies that want skilled workers to hire Americans and pay for the training. Stop letting them outsource and dump their costs on teenagers and taxpayers.
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Just used AI to review a few resumes and asked it to evaluate relevance and identify red flags including over reliance on buzz words and keyword stuffing. In 30 minutes I eliminated 9/10 candidates with full page explanations for disqualification sent back to HR.
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Damn girl, are you a blind box? Cause I'm finna go in blind and regret my purchase.
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Hey girl, you like blind boxes? Cause I got a package that will leave you severely disappointed.
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Sup girl, you looking for a NeeDoh? Cause I got something you can squeeze on till it pops and makes a mess.
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