@kramererer

Retired, married, father of 3 beautiful girls // Former electrician, amateur deep-sea angler // he / him, 42 !! šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦ #shedtwt

Joined June 2024
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iā€™m really not that good at jerking myself off
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mmmfgh no we canā€™tā€¦ weā€™re both gorillasā€¦ UNHHH - yeah from the moon, yeah with - mmmfh - a bubble shield and everything~
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why does everybody jerk off so much
mani@corpqseOct 27
hey guys I know this is inherently a more perverted and less ā€œseriousā€ post but I wanted to ask how often you guys jerk off if youā€™re physically active and a male please preface that in a reply cuz I want to compare myself to you particularly to see if iā€™m an odd guy
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they just detonated a retard bomb in denton texas
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fuck you man
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aid@myjameneffOct 27
and @kramererer would still say it never happened
bof69thfan@ZrwoopiOct 26
Haha there's 3 mice conversing outside the hospital šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
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The us government is so corrupt and bullshit. Voting wonā€™t solve anything. What we really need is a gorilla whos super smart and from the moon. He can have a shield and also a lightning canon thing. And he should jump high.
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kurrou@kurrou_Oct 24
All these tweets about a gorilla from the moon are getting old real fast, i think i might go into some sort of primal rage if i see another one
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aid@myjameneffOct 25
be vewwy vewwy quiet..: i hunting douglass šŸ˜‰šŸ«£
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Ever since I was a child Iā€™ve always wanted to be the victim of a random act of violence
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no wonder fascism is winningā€¦my leftists are arguing about if people have the ability to change
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Look at my leftists dawg
NĒŹžo ā›ŗļøšŸ@stallinek0Oct 21
Call me fucking unbelievably woke idgaf but I donā€™t think people can change from being racist like at all. I just think they get better at hiding it
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why is my entire twitter feed redoing woke 1.0. i thought we knew that the system that people are raised in influences their behavior and they have to unlearn their biases and bigotry even if they arenā€™t outwardly hatefulā€¦
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lots of perturbed people who need to die in this comment sectionā€¦
New York Post
@nypostOct 21
Influencer and video game creator, Manuel Otto, dies after setting himself on fire in horrific livestream trib.al/1vRwcll
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i have an aura and vibes fetish
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6 nuggies, 2 durgers, 3 dihs #sixnuggiestwodurgersthreedihs
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the fact that conservatism is counter culture for young people now so your average retard normie ā€œleftistsā€ donā€™t even understand WHY leftists hold the opinions that they do. they just use leftist talking points to look cool and woke but donā€™t give a fuck about people at all
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If there's one thing women love it's when you show them "one of the most famous comedy routines of all time" and interrogate them on whether or not they understand why it's funny
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I canā€™t lie, I walked outside just now on the third Saturday In October and when I felt that 48 degree air brush my body, I came all in my shorts. Nutted right there on my front porch. Made a giant sticky mess all over myself. #Autumn
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When my roommates are mean to my dog but they forget she literally has abortion trauma
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iā€™m prepping to defeat approximately 3 times as many evil people as i realistically need to just to be safe
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