Dampersandiel

Pepper just scratched my mosquito bite for me

and @kramererer would still say it never happened

they put me on the evil station that kills you

be vewwy vewwy quiet..: i hunting douglass 😉🫣

Humans go to Heaven and dogs go to Devon and cats go to Kevin

Sirloin and Pan-Fry

if the Brewers lose the World Series my whole family might commit suicide

did you guys know there’s a difference between having internalized biases and being actively a bigot? you learn something new everyday, only on X, the everything app!

everyone is so stupid

i wish this was the xeet that got 1k likes

when i put my hair in a bun i pretend it’s a little shrimp on the back of my head

like I seriously just don’t believe anyone saying they’ve never been bigoted at all like I don’t believe that you grew up in the magic forest where everyone is nice all the time

15 year olds:

she blocked me and i feel owned because now i don’t even get to have fun arguing 💔

i’ve never listened to slayyyter in my life but you are a weird parasocial revenge pervert