Katie Roller

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) still holds up 32 years later #TurtleTime

These days my 2004 Honda Accord with 260k miles gets to live in a garage and is primarily driven to work (which has a garage). When I go into work I make sure that I park at the top of the work garage with no covering. Keeps the Honda humble

Does anyone else remember the #BroomChallenge where everyone was taking pictures of brooms? Wild times

While watching a terrible reality show a pregnant teenager said “Oh I’m so happy that you got me a book because I want to read to the baby because I’m weird like that”…. Since when did reading become weird?

If anyone is out there reading this, can you explain to me how I have 3 mosquito bites from New Years Eve? 🙄

Dear Student Loan companies, all I want for Christmas is for you to stop contacting me because let me assure you that I am VERY aware that repayment starts in February 🤮 @DebtCrisisOrg

When you do a before and after picture collage please put the before first and the after second. I understand that you want to show off the after picture but order matters. You really just makes me feel like you did a bad job on your project

Everyone’s talking about murder podcasts and I’m just over here listening to my conspiracy podcasts realizing that you’re all unaware that you’re in a murder podcast cult #ConspiracyTheory #MurderPodcast #SpiderMan (I just like that the hashtag has Spider Man in it)

Phone numbers that I refuse to delete: McMinnville’s movie theater IYKYK

If you said name a restaurant that embodies America most people would answer McDonald’s. But really the correct answer is The Cheesecake Factory - too many choices and too big of portions. If that ain’t America then I don’t know what is

As a Vols fan, this is just embarrassing

I could really use a McDonald’s coke

I recently started listening to the This Might Get Weird podcast and have opted to listen in order of release date. I’m listening to the 2019 Thanksgiving episode @gracehelbig says “2020 is going to be the best year ever!” And my brain inserted the ‘oh no’ sound from TikTok

What if there was a multi level @WaffleHouse on Broadway in Nashville! Just right next to the multi level bars! Think about it @WaffleHouse you would make millions! #hashbrowns #covered #smothered #WaffleHouse

Waffle House: Helping drunk peoples hangover and sober peoples souls since 1955 #hashbrowns @WaffleHouse new slogan?

The Facebook and Instagram outage has made national headlines. I imagine that people are angrily trying to find Facebook’s phone number so they can yell at someone because they can’t share that post about the new study on how the vaccine now impregnates men #FacebookOutage2021

About once a year I like to show my appreciation to cake walks. Who ever invented cake walks was a brilliant person #CakeWalk

Is anyone else concerned about the fact that permed mullets are back in style?

Can we just talk about how in the 90’s we were taught about pentagrams so that we could stay safe from devil worshippers #SatanicPanic