
@Nickswardson reposted my memes. Proficient in 90’s pop culture, liquor, lashes, and naps. I should update the liquor to iced coffee and the napping to jogs but
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I should really update this app. I’m tired of not being able to comment on posts and/or send/receive messages
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I’m a women in her 40s who threw out boxes that have been in the back of the closet for decades. Can we have a moment of silence for the Charolette Russe tops and closed toe, glitter, 6 in stilettos
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My lunch was 450 cal, 49 g of protein and 6 g of fiber and I miss when none of that was my business and based my meals on vibes alone
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Kweenkwerke retweeted
passing a problem off to my supervisor and saying “that’s why you get paid the big bucks”
Kweenkwerke retweeted
not liking WFH for the sole reason of office days being the only time you leave the house is interesting (derogatory)
When I told my friend I ran a 10k over the weekend, he asked “What’s the cause?” It’s beCAUSE I need to burn more calories than I eat.
I contribute to charity without physical activity and vice versa
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The corporate urge to add “It’s MF’ing Friday” to the Teams chat following everyone’s “Good morning”
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