Kweenkwerke (@kweenkwerke) profile picture

@Nickswardson reposted my memes. Proficient in 90’s pop culture, liquor, lashes, and naps. I should update the liquor to iced coffee and the napping to jogs but

California, USA
Joined June 2019
Photo by Kweenkwerke (@kweenkwerke)Photo by Kweenkwerke (@kweenkwerke)Photo by Kweenkwerke (@kweenkwerke)Photo by Kweenkwerke (@kweenkwerke)Photo by Kweenkwerke (@kweenkwerke)Photo by Kweenkwerke (@kweenkwerke)Photo by Kweenkwerke (@kweenkwerke)Photo by Kweenkwerke (@kweenkwerke)Photo by Kweenkwerke (@kweenkwerke)Photo by Kweenkwerke (@kweenkwerke)
Returning to the office after working from home for over a year
2
25
8
110
Kweenkwerke retweeted
I'm so sad I need a shoulder to put my legs on
17
577
27
4,342
55,829
Kweenkwerke retweeted
oh how’d we meet? we actually went to the same social media together
54
5
382
7,858
“It’s 9 o’clock somewhere” — me, going to bed at 5pm
9
629
17
5,750
101,795
Kweenkwerke retweeted
Your voice note is incomplete without “so yeah” at the end.
83
4,258
178
22,815
299,717
Kweenkwerke retweeted
Thank you for asking. In 5 years i see myself in the psych ward
8
3,290
72
18,563
237,242
I should really update this app. I’m tired of not being able to comment on posts and/or send/receive messages
2
78
They’re expecting me to work at my place of employment again.
1
1
96
Kweenkwerke retweeted
Sorry to the 3 people who see how sad I am on Twitter
68
18,486
1,043
46,899
625,598
I’m a women in her 40s who threw out boxes that have been in the back of the closet for decades. Can we have a moment of silence for the Charolette Russe tops and closed toe, glitter, 6 in stilettos
2
26
My lunch was 450 cal, 49 g of protein and 6 g of fiber and I miss when none of that was my business and based my meals on vibes alone
1
26
Don’t send me voice notes if you don’t want me falling in love with you
1
2
56
Me: *cooks for family Them: What is it? Me: 60g of protein
2
17
Kweenkwerke retweeted
passing a problem off to my supervisor and saying “that’s why you get paid the big bucks”
75
8,004
296
119,712
971,326
Kweenkwerke retweeted
bdsm (been depressed since middle school)
134
70,520
1,034
255,378
3,624,829
Kweenkwerke retweeted
not liking WFH for the sole reason of office days being the only time you leave the house is interesting (derogatory)
31
1,183
95
10,023
186,143
When I told my friend I ran a 10k over the weekend, he asked “What’s the cause?” It’s beCAUSE I need to burn more calories than I eat. I contribute to charity without physical activity and vice versa
3
14
This year’s couple’s costume
12
The corporate urge to add “It’s MF’ing Friday” to the Teams chat following everyone’s “Good morning”
1
26
Sorry, I can’t, gas is $7/gal
1
11
Kweenkwerke retweeted
pass me the blunt force trauma
17
2,215
32
11,630
171,696