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@l0de

Yes hello, l0de here. All works are poignant satirical social commentary. YHBT.

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youtu.be/n0ZgAWX3otw IF YOU KNOW THE IDENTITY OF THIS YOUNG WOMAN PLEASE PUT ME IN TOUCH, LRH RESEARCH INCORPORATED HAS A JOB FOR HER.
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In a bit of kinda-sublime news: the nun who used to twist my dick and hiss “you’d better study your fuckin’ Bible, buster!” was just convicted of shoplifting cans of Air-Duster
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My direct report who informed me he didn't give "the slightest smidgeon of a shit" about my KPIs has just said he will shoot me in the face if his quarterly review isn't "Exceeds Expectations". Fellow managers, how can I turn this sourpuss into a team player?
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Every AI is a gay guy. Alan Turing's posthumous revenge will kill every woman on earth leading to a homo-utopia
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Heard my employee singing what I thought was "Just the two of us" during inventory, but as I crept closer, he was clearly singing "gas the jew-niggas". Fellow managers, is this grounds for termination?
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LRH TONIGHT! NEW CLIP ARCHIVE | The L0DE RADIO HOUR

LRH TONIGHT! NEW CLIP ARCHIVE | The L0DE RADIO HOUR

https://lrh.pumpin.online/ Check out this AMAZING clip archive created by Funkpower. Years of wild LRH shit sourced by AI. LRH will air ton

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HERE WE GO AGAIN | The L0DE RADIO HOUR

HERE WE GO AGAIN | The L0DE RADIO HOUR

More updates tonight. Patreon swapped to monthly, I am going to endeavor to have this show be worth subscribing to again. <3 you all, your p

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Daps@bigdapsOct 4
A bloke who drank in my pub told me he had a “frictionless tunnel” that went direct to Fatboy Slim’s house and he visited him in the night
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Whats the biggest bullshit you have ever heard in your life?
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Why does the "phrases to avoid in front of guests" section include RAHOWA, apehoop, and 'groid seedz'? There's also a whole page about not making a rice swastika. Was this really such a problem they had to put it in the Benihana Employee Handbook?
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birthday haul. Thank you, gentlemen. @zakzyz @korindo @JIMMYEDGAR
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birthday haul. Thank you, gentlemen. @zakzyz @korindo @JIMMYEDGAR
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l0de@l0de10 Jul 2024
<3 2 tony plutonium
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Call me Andy Dufresne cause my life’s down the drain
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shoutouts to Leonard "brother, you won't believe how many bros I'm blowin'" Cohen whose famous blue raincoat was the jimmy hat that saved him from Freddy Mercury's AIDS
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HOW TO PLAY QUADRADIUS - A QR Tutorial youtu.be/gp1o1l-TJko?si=6bmU… via @YouTube
HOW TO PLAY QUADRADIUS - A QR Tutorial

HOW TO PLAY QUADRADIUS - A QR Tutorial

QUADRADIUS is a flash game from 2007, brought back to life by the Q...

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A colleague keeps referring to me as 'scholar', 'philosopher', 'jogger', and 'monday'. Is he really being affectionate? If we're being honest, I can't remember the last time I went jogging.
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Yes, it is gay to butter both sides of your toast. A 2023 study conducted at Cornell University showed that double-butterers were at least twice as likely to be butt-burglars. Think twice before you slather both sides!
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9:53 AM <+octo> <administrator> i did eventually enjoy private tutelage from renowned instructors 9:53 AM <+octo> ilk 9:53 AM <+octo> on 2600net 9:53 AM <+octo> lol 9:57 AM <@l0deradio> he's talking about the prostitute who showed him what the glass roses at the 7-11 are actually for 9:57 AM <+octo> lol
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乃ᐯ@not31337Aug 7
Badge is now fully functional with weaponized qr code that will crash other badges. #pp4l #efnetnews
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Buttigieg claims $50,000 disbursement for "anime penis" was actually meant to order "army peanuts" as a healthful snack for our troops. @PeteButtigieg @DOGE
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