Some call me Jackson, others call me Jakeman. Some even consider me the face of Pirelli Tyres UK.
Carlisle - The Promised Land
Joined December 2013
- Tweets1.6K
- Following142
- Followers157
- Likes1.3K
The Jackman retweeted
- The 2001 Doping Case (As Barca Player)
- The Negreira Case (As Barcelona Manager)
- Manchester City's 114 Premier League Charges (As Man City Manager)
We need to have a serious conversation about Pep Guardiola… #pepfiles
The Jackman retweeted
“Listen erm I’m not arsed if we’re guilteh on these charges I’ve still had my journeh from Bromleh to the Burnabow and nobody can take that from me god bless shake mansoor he’s given me the best times of me life we’ve just got to tek it on the chin”
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
The Jackman retweeted
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
The Jackman retweeted
Why aren't these women treated like the creeps they are? Imagine this is a female tennis player and the smiling, photographing weirdos are men.
The Jackman retweeted
Are you seriously suggesting you and Stevie G never played a meaningful game for Liverpool since you were nowhere near the title? @Carra23
The Jackman retweeted
Also you lot need to realise this PFA POTY award is voted for BY THE PLAYERS. Like you cannot get a higher indication of you being rated as the best in the country than that. They all categorically voted YOU as the best player. Saying it’s “rigged” or “meaningless” makes 0 sense.
The Jackman retweeted
I somehow think if Manchester United signed someone for £150m, our Jamie wouldn’t be calling him to perform for ‘the good of English football’.
What an incredibly desperate article this is.
“Wirtz simply must perform to the standard of a top-class Liverpool player.”
The £115m signing endured a difficult first season at Anfield. Now, Jamie Carragher says he may have only a few weeks to prove he can become the game-changer Liverpool expected.
Read @Carra23's full column below 👇
telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
The Jackman retweeted
If City sign Ayyoub Bouaddi & Enzo Fernandez, they will have signed 20 players for a whopping £849.8m since January 2025.
Not only that, somehow they manage to sell failed signings like Trafford & Reijnders for profit despite only joining a year ago.
Considering they are accused of paying players & managers off the books, it's not a stretch to believe they do the same with clubs.
This is all while they have the greatest cheating scandal in English football history hanging over them with 115/130 charges pending.
What a joke of a situation & a joke of a club.
The Jackman retweeted
350 million pounds worth of midfield talent on that Atlanta pitch yesterday for England and there's not a single thing in this video that either one of those shin kickers could pull off lmfao
The Jackman retweeted
i watched him get 21 assists in the league, i couldn’t give a fuck if he was “poor” for his national team
Poor World Cup for Bruno, realistically.
But Portugal also just so bizarre tactically. Roberto Martinez had to make that midfield work, and he didn’t,
Rest up, skip. Sign him some team-mates before he leaves us pls @ManUtd.
The Jackman retweeted
“If we didn’t sign Branthwaite, how can we possibly defend high? He’s just £85m, missing out on him would mean our season over” We can see where Branthwaite is today.
“How can we miss out on Evan Ferguson, £100m for Baby Kane is not too much”
Where is baby Kane today?
“We must sign Baleba, we need legs in the midfield, without Baleba how can we play football?”
Sell Bruno for £57m buy Baleba for £112m” “its for the good of the club”
Now it is, if we don’t sign Anderson, we won’t be able to play football next season, our season is already over before it started because we don’t want to sign Anderson for £120m..
See the pattern?? I am glad we don’t have Richard Arnold and John Murtough anymore, now we work with data, we sign players that are ready to play for us, you can cry all you want, I’ll advise you to go do your assignments.
The Jackman retweeted
Ref tells Saka to hurry up and take the corner with stoppage time up. Saka does his usual slow-walk to run down the clock. The ref calmly waits, and the absolute second Saka gets into position? He blows for half-time.
Absolute cinema. Masterclass game management for a final.
Arsenal got so used to getting away with murder from Premier League refs that when someone actually enforces the rules, they think they’re being robbed.
Credit where it’s due tho, they played some demonic football to get here. But if PL refs weren't so intimidated by Arteta’s touchline tantrums and fooled by their theatrics, Arsenal wouldn’t be parading a PGMOL trophy today.
Justice served in Europe! 🫶🏼
The Jackman retweeted
No shots on goal for two hours after the fifth minute, averaged about two passes a minute, one of the most shameful cowardly performances ever seen in a Champions League final. Played for penalties and got what they deserved.
The Jackman retweeted
Outright.
Without equal.
On a level of his own.
Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes.
ALT Bruno Fernandes wearing number 8 jersey controls the ball during a match with fans in the background.
The Jackman retweeted
A season for the history books 📖
@manutd's Bruno Fernandes is @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season ❤️
The Jackman retweeted
No-one does it like him.
Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️
ALT Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year.
The Jackman retweeted
Thirteen years ago today ❤️
ALT Sir Alex Ferguson walking alone towards the tunnel from the pitch in a packed Old Trafford.
The Jackman retweeted
💀💀💀💀
🚨🎙️ | Casemiro:
“The new generation, they are about STATISTICS.
“You finish the game, and he has 97% pass [accuracy]. WHAT passes? Just passing back and back. Negative passes.
“You need to play FORWARD, it doesn’t matter if you lose the ball...”
[@RioMeets]
