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Joined March 2015
I don’t advertise it ever or have a list of links to share where else I’m at but. Always been on this other site, always have.
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🍂 LAST LIGHT T-SHIRT🍂
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Commuting to Ballard after work on a weekday
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Can I just say,
It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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we need sinjin hawke to come back and save music again SO BAD
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Containing an absolute sea of black hair behind da beanie
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Thinking abt this again today
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I can just surprise show up to ur house with ingredients and make u yummy food in ur kitchen <3
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If u want something like this im open
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It’s getting colder here I’m not used to it
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so I asked the smartest data science guy I know
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sketch badge!
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yeah babey
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call her PHP the way she hella insecure (but still run 70% of my life)
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This is satire but I honest to god know some people in SF who would say this earnestly.
My experience partying all night at Berghain in Berlin made me think of how we're lacking this experience in the San Francisco tech scene. We can literally become the coolest, most tasteful social scene on Earth if we had our version of Berghain, but better. So let's build it. The best aspect of Berhain is how they select who gets in. The club has a vibe and atmosphere, and if you aren't wearing the right clothes or have the right demeanor, you don't get in. That's how you cultivate a tasteful crowd. We can improve on this by only letting in high agency, talented operators in the tech scene who can still pull off dope outfits, so no geeks. SF is in dire need of late night venues, and Berghain goes until 8am. That's a little too crazy for high net worth operators who are changing the world so we could do something like 2am. Berghain also is kinda dark and in a weird building so we'd put the club in a SoMa corporate office that we convert to speakeasy or barcade vibe. Maybe add a quiet area for people to bring their laptops and work? I honestly feel like we're improving on the Berghain form here, especially by swapping out the crowd of weird partiers in inappropriate clothes (or lack there of) with insanely cracked founders and engineers. I'm super stoked about this idea, SF tech could really run the dopest parties on the planet.
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Like immediately one person I knew out there came to mind. Viscerally.
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