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SAS hero & legend Christian Craighead is currently being persued by the UK government who doesn't like the fact he killed islamic terrorists, saving hundreds of lives. @one_man_in
Replying to @AllisonPearson
The absolute legend Christian Craighead (Obi One Nairobi) is currently being protected from Labour by the Trump administration. Labour wants him in prison.
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“ThEY wErE jUsT stEaliNg fUel “ … How many morons messaged me that at the time lol … including actual journalists 🤣
🚨 BREAKING: Mohmed Abdulkarim and Nouman Essghir, both aged 24, have been charged under the National Security Act over the RAF Fairford plot
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You didn't want to enter. In fact you were wishing Israel stop you. In Palestine you could face discrimination due to your race. @grok explain why Clive Lewis could find it tough in Palestine
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The @StateDept should ban Humza Yousaf from travelling to the US. He's Muslim Brotherhood and a national security threat.
Muslims in public office - like Ilhan Omar - or those who are candidates, face the most horrendous bigotry, anti-Muslim hatred and racism. In this case Dr @AbdulElSayed for having the audacity for wanting to serve the State he was born in while being Muslim. I hope he prevails.
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Replying to @andyburnham
"I know there's more to do" another lying cunt that refuses to shut the borders.
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Replying to @lukerobertblack
It's a racist slur now to call someone Nigerian. Or is it a racist slur to call someone a scammer?
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🇬🇧 This is why conservative speaker Young Bob was arrested on Sunday. For simply saying the word "Paki" in order to explain his viewpoint that censorship is stupid. They arrested the poor guy because he wasn't willing to play by their sick rules of calling it the "P word" while explaining his point. Speech laws just exist to stop attacks on the vulnerable, they said. Writer: Mhedi xitter.cf/europa/status/21144585…
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Don’t worry darlings, I’ll be shoving a marmalade-lubed gherkin up @JohnHealey_MP ass later today - that’ll stop him speaking for a bit
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High Wycombe’s mayor, Imran Hussain, has accused me of being 'irresponsible and wrong' for highlighting the changing demographics of a Wycombe school. Wycombe High School has gone from 60% White British in 2016 to just 30% now. Ten years. I asked if we were able to have a mature debate about how immigration has already entirely demographically transformed our country. Clearly, the answer is no. I'm told the town 'stronger because of its diversity, not in spite of it'. Right. Okay. I disagree. Mass immigration has made our towns more dangerous, more divided, more deprived. For decades, politicians like Hussain have been able to shut down the debate with these bullshit diversity buzzwords - accusing anyone with legitimate concerns of racism or bigotry. It will not work anymore.
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You can't make this up. The useful idiots have no idea. 👇"Journalist" from Gaza.
Nothing to see here. Just another woman with more balls than every single male politician, collectively! 📢"I cannot forgive, & there are so many others who will never forget just how long it has taken the UK Government to finally do the right thing📢 @larabirdsnp #israel
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Last wknd, a Weatherspoons caused a stir when a member of their staff decided that wearing a poppy is a political symbol & banned people wearing them in the pub. His supporter 'steve' totally feels his bravery, despite his alarm & distress #parody #poppyBan
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Push for reparations and then moan about racism. Such tedious showboating, and we’re all bored of it. It’s been done to death. You’re a British MP. Act like it.
I've received waves of racism & abuse since my #BHM speech. A Shadow Minister referred to my "mates overseas" and told me I should "do one" Who exactly are my mates overseas? 🤔 Today I called out his racially-charged comment. Grateful for Speaker's response 👇🏾
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So you're telling me Flavio Bolsonaro went from winning the first round of the elections by a healthy margin, having 80-90% odds of winning the second round, to losing and having his passport confiscated And you wanna convince me Brazil is a democracy?
WTF IS GOING ON!?! Bolsonaro, who won the first round of the elections, but somehow lost last night, has now had the Brazilian Feds confiscate his passport?!?!
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Replying to @TheRealJamieKay
Nobody in Restore Britain gives a shit.
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THE GROOMING GANG COVER UP . It’s coming very soon.
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Fool. @grok Clive Lewis' father is from Granada. Explain why he could face racism from Palestinians, including children.
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It's fine to shorten others. Brits, Swede, Pol, Jap, Turk, Aussie, etc etc. They're ashamed of the abbreviation because of the sour taste that comes with it.
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I was just assaulted in Minneapolis at the infamous ‘SHARIA LAW POST OFFICE’ located INSIDE a Mosque!!!! 😲😡 This black Muslim USPS Federal employee ‘Jean Paul’ didn’t allow me inside a Federal Building!!!
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🇬🇧🇵🇰 This is absolutely bonkers! A Brit was arrested for using the word “PAKI” on a live stream! Are you f*cking kidding me, right now?! Grow some thicker skin, you authoritarian bastards... Writers: Jamie, Michael
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This is becoming absolutely ridiculous. Just a quick update on the case, I’ve received a phone call from the Metropolitan Police informing me that the case has been dropped with no further action. I’ve been arrested seven times simply for expressing my views, yet I’ve never been charged. Just endless stress, anxiety, and nights spent in a cell.
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