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@dallaspetsalive Social Media Coordinator. Advertising. Human Wrecking Ball. Patriots Obsessed. @danhaynesprod once told me I was his favorite Twitter person.

Dallas, TX
Joined August 2009
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I’m going to save this tweet forever if anyone ever says that again
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Sure sex is great but have you ever watched the entire country say fuck you to Donald Trump??
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Paying attention to who’s upset at work tomorrow
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Elon Musk now lives in a blue state after moving from California to Texas to live in a red state. He spent $224 million to keep Texas red, and failed.
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Here's that moment:
Bill de Blasio on Fox News election panel: "I've been on many Fox programs. I respect this network, but I've got to tell you guys, you're missing the plot."
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RESULTS: Virginians have repealed the constitutional ban on same-sex marriage. They also codified abortion rights into their state constitution.
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THE SENATE IS OFFICIALLY GAY
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Gotta hand it to Republicans. Gerrymandered the shit out of every red state and lost the House by the time happy hour was over
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Vibes in America tonight.
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i’m monitoring the fuck out of CNN right now
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Kornacki: Wow. How many times am I going to say 'wow' tonight? I'm seeing things I've never seen on this board before!
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Holy crap… It really is a Blue tsunami, this is horrifying.
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🚨NEW: Democrat Amy Acton has defeated Vivek Ramaswamy, becoming the first woman elected Governor of Ohio. RETWEET if you are proud to stand with @AmyActonOH!
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his flabbers are gasted SLDKJFSKLDFJSDFJ
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Sandy Hook’s children would’ve been voting in their first midterm today.
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the midterm map right now
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Election coverage set to NFL Primetime music is electric
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NBC News calls South Carolina for Annie Andrews.
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HE IS STUNNED DAWG
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