Joined March 2011
Dreamiest of dream nights in the dream suite #YOLO #TSTheErasTour #Floridaaaa #BuyTheTicketsDoTheThings
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Lauren Danielle retweeted
A quarter century removed from office, and he can still throw 98 on the black whenever he wants.
Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"
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Lauren Danielle retweeted
Bill Clinton is the type of real and say it like it is Democrat we desperately need more of.
Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"
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OH MY WORD
OBAMA: He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere.
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Bill’s still got lines 😂
Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"
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Lauren Danielle retweeted
Omg I’d forgotten how hard @GovChristie dragged Vivek 😭😭😭
Chris Christie knew who Vivek Ramaswamy was from the jump.
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Lauren Danielle retweeted
Not laughing. Just seeing what we tried to tell everyone back then. He’s a bad guy. It’s a shame he continues to get away with it.
Nikki Haley and the Haley girls must be laughing their tits off tonight. LOL. OMG. Vivek FAIL.
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Lauren Danielle retweeted
This is some of the best prep and rollout I've ever seen in politics for when your asshole opponent does the most predictable asshole thing under the Sun. You gotta admire their game...
Vivek Ramaswamy is not fit to lead. Watch our new ad.
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Lauren Danielle retweeted
39 back then & 39 now is such a crazy difference
Hilary Duff is now the same age Hallie Todd was when “Lizzie McGuire” premiered.
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Texas forever
Tonight, we’re kicking off our Clear Eyes, Full Hearts Tour with some special guests from the cast of Friday Night Lights. We’ve come this far together. Now it’s time to leave it all on the field. Join us: mobilize.us/talaricofortexas…
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Lauren Danielle retweeted
WE ARE RUNNING MILLENNIALS FOR OFFICE NOW AND WE ARE THE CULTURE NOW BABY.
Tonight, we’re kicking off our Clear Eyes, Full Hearts Tour with some special guests from the cast of Friday Night Lights. We’ve come this far together. Now it’s time to leave it all on the field. Join us: mobilize.us/talaricofortexas…
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Lauren Danielle retweeted
LETS GOOOOO!!
Tonight, we’re kicking off our Clear Eyes, Full Hearts Tour with some special guests from the cast of Friday Night Lights. We’ve come this far together. Now it’s time to leave it all on the field. Join us: mobilize.us/talaricofortexas…
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Lauren Danielle retweeted
This actual healing. I love these crazy kids let’s go for round 3.
Ben Affleck says Jennifer Lopez is a pioneer and she’s got a 4x degree of difficulty on what she’s done "To understand Jennifer Lopez is to understand somebody who really is a pioneer. Who did things when she was told they’re not possible" "Even when there were gates erected in front of her, she was able to use social media to demonstrate 'hey, there is an audience for me'" "She’s exposed to a degree of criticism in which there is an implicit, or at least subconscious, double standard...She’s always done it by saying even if nobody else believes in me, I’m going to bet on myself"
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Lauren Danielle retweeted
Can’t quite put my finger on it, but there’s something nefarious about the Savannah Bananas
The stage is set. The biggest announcements in Banana Ball history. Tonight we will announce the 2027 Banana Ball Tour Schedule and the future of Banana Ball. It all starts at 6:00 EST on ESPN2 and on Banana Ball YouTube. Where do you think Banana Ball go in 2027? #dreambig #fansfirst #bananaball #tour
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Lauren Danielle retweeted
Kim Kardashian didn’t take the bar/baby bar 5 times just for Katie Zacharia to call herself a lawyer
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She doesn’t even know where Rome is….
Katie Miller: If more women put the same energy into their marriages and into finding a spouse than they do into their careers, you would see society have a lot more babies. That's what led to the downfall of Rome.
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Lauren Danielle retweeted
“Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger” might be the most unintentionally funny sentence in the history of mankind.
😳 Kelly Clarkson Bird Feud: Art of Play co-owner says employees are getting threats. "Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger."
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Lauren Danielle retweeted
in an administration full of comedy, this is right up at the top
Q: You said Zacharia is an attorney. Where did she pass the bar exam? What state? ZACHARIA: When I moved to China
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this is true and also a huge part of why they are my favorite band The Beach Boys are just such a fascinating story of things going wrong at basically every turn, and yet they managed to produce some of the greatest music of all time
Replying to @hoopsmccann96
Their old manager Jack Rieley described them perfectly: they blew it, they continue to blow it, they’ll always blow it. The single stupidest band in history at every single turn
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Lauren Danielle retweeted
When you realize you have to go to Brooklyn to resolve a conflict with a one-of-a-kind singing dancing bird automaton.
🤖 Made with AI
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Lauren Danielle retweeted
never seen Elmo in a sweater and might I just say, he's got that shit on
Elmo and John Cena agree: the best sunsets come after a day of helping others. 🧡
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