Punished Mya · Oct 27, 2026 · 8:36 AM UTC

Punished Mya

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Punished Mya@unusualmyaOct 27

EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP: Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?

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blaire · Oct 25, 2026 · 1:39 PM UTC

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blaire@pissshit90001Oct 25

For Halloween I’m going to be an Alcoholic

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mike · Oct 14, 2026 · 8:14 PM UTC

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@mikeswartz_Oct 14

Replying to @hassanrahim

they're trying to cut open the bird to find the song

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j ⋆.˚ · Aug 6, 2026 · 8:57 PM UTC

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@madeofelsewhereAug 6

singing is a spiritual practice. it doesn’t matter if you’re any good. your body is the instrument, your voice is the offering, and somewhere beyond what you can see, your spirit guides are listening. sing at the top of your lungs. give your soul somewhere to go.

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❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 · Aug 4, 2026 · 1:05 PM UTC

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❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥@_benjvmins_Aug 4

everybody… give yourselves grace. we’re living in such bad, EVIL times.

𝓙𝓸𝓼𝓮𝓹𝓱@all4bout_jayAug 1

Mum and dad are getting old and I still haven't figured my life out

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𝓓𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓻 · Jul 22, 2026 · 11:34 AM UTC

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𝓓𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓻@randomdailypc2Jul 22

i keep seeing people ask how do u download twitter videos so i made a gif to show how

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pinkie · Jul 20, 2026 · 2:01 AM UTC

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pinkie@pinkamaniaaJul 20

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

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Nature Unedited · Jul 14, 2026 · 4:29 PM UTC

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Nature Unedited

@NatureUneditedJul 14

Older dog teaches a young basset hound puppy how to use the dog door

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WAV Archive · Jul 11, 2026 · 5:17 PM UTC

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WAV Archive

@WAVArchiveJul 11

The Lion Sleeps Tonight — The Tokens (1961)

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Mia💋 · Jun 26, 2026 · 11:46 PM UTC

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Mia💋@MIZLOW17Jun 26

Bring these bbbaaaccckkkk PUHHLEEAAASSSEEE 😩😩😩🤌🏽 @Doritos it was nun like em 🥺🤌🏽

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Creature Wife · Jun 23, 2026 · 6:33 AM UTC

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Creature Wife@creaturebugJun 23

prog metal retweet if you agree

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Creature Wife · May 12, 2026 · 7:33 PM UTC

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Creature Wife@creaturebugMay 12

my vape is bone dry and my cat is a bitch

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𝑶𝒍𝒈𝒂 · Apr 25, 2026 · 8:27 AM UTC

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𝑶𝒍𝒈𝒂@_cora_roto_Apr 25

realmente el gato le ve concentrado (lo percibe como momento de caza) incluso los pequeños movimientos de cabeza le dan indicios y lo que hace es intentar recordarle que a él no hay que cazarle que es amigo jsjs

The Pets 𝕏

@ThePetsXApr 24

So your game is more important than me huh?

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) · Apr 4, 2026 · 1:39 AM UTC

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes)@theserfstvApr 4

Seems like it should be bigger news that Sam Altman is being sued for raping his own sister when she was a child

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𝔫𝔢𝔫𝔦🍓𝟅𝟈 · Mar 25, 2026 · 6:26 AM UTC

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𝔫𝔢𝔫𝔦🍓𝟅𝟈@kissanywhereeeMar 25

that’s so clit (crazy lit)

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Luiza Jarovsky, PhD · Mar 21, 2026 · 6:15 PM UTC

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Luiza Jarovsky, PhD

@LuizaJarovskyMar 21

Nobody wants to read AI-generated posts. Nobody wants to read AI-generated emails. Nobody wants to read AI-generated newsletters. Nobody wants to read AI-generated reports. Nobody wants to read AI-generated articles. Nobody wants to read AI-generated anything.

Luiza Jarovsky, PhD

@LuizaJarovskyMar 20

Nobody wants to read AI-generated books.

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