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lillian💿

@lhummus

nyc. guy who eats plastic. i bombed the journal factory to get 0 likes on twitter.

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Joined July 2018
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getting mad because i do feel like i have finally cultivated a positive relationship with my body after years of viewing it as evil meatsack and now it's doing THIS to me? like ok maybe you are the evil meatsack i took you for!!!!
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my leg and hip pain continuing to need more consistent management without the symptoms improving much
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my leg and hip pain continuing to need more consistent management without the symptoms improving much
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the speed at which i will be improving my eos programming will be astonishing
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if you fall asleep wearing jeans you fall asleep in real life
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say "verify" but replace the "f" with a "t". relax liberal. it's dark humor. can someone please hold me and tell me its all going to work out in the end
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vidya ❦@vidyacore_Nov 14
my pussy taste like Pensacola
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literally the fucking bible holy shit
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An illustrated guide on how to clean with ADHD if you get tangled with your thoughts (1/9)
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most of my problems are caused by not having an inventory to store my items in
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Hello Neighbor is coming to Fortnite.
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mariana@pastapilledNov 14
"nobody is coming to save you" umm my friend is literally coming over and we're gonna watch a movie
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just drank a fifth of Elmer's, dare me to drive?
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Howie Hua@howie_huaNov 13
Baby names for music lovers: Melody Harmony Reed Aria Cadence Baby names for math lovers: Hexagonal Prism Scalene Triangle Icosahedron Vertical Asymptote Corresponding Parts of Congruent Triangles are Congruent
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waymo named desire
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when's the last time @BeePuncher even punched a bee?
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my dick just ejaculated blood... yep, definitely coderotted.
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shannon crave@shannoncraveNov 13
gaining weight is so chic rn!!!! everyone should try it!!!!!
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