So I'm pretty sure I've got a crush on a local bartender.
Under what circumstances, if any, should one act on such a thing? My default is "none", but that can't be *precisely* right.
"Some guy" aka square retweeted
My dude absolutely killed it - Definitely the highest effort out of any of the preparations we saw last night. The cake pops came out perfectly, exactly as he intended, so glad he brought them out!
Replying to @liminal_square
And then I brought them and handed them off to Michael, who's actually a genius for this stuff. Everything he fried all night came out perfectly, and my stupid little brandy-filled cake pops were no exception! Not too sweet, little bit of a booze bite, great texture somehow?
It happened!
So, for context: hospitality wizard @MichaelWDorrill got a deep frier and decided to host a little private state fair, aka "we bring it, he fries it"
I, on the other hand, am the kinda guy who brings drinks to a party.
And then I brought them and handed them off to Michael, who's actually a genius for this stuff. Everything he fried all night came out perfectly, and my stupid little brandy-filled cake pops were no exception! Not too sweet, little bit of a booze bite, great texture somehow?
And that's the adventure.
Tagging @bstract_thot and @oysterrbaby who I think were the ones who requested a thread
I'm not sure who all needs to know this, except that the list includes @MichaelWDorrill
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"Some guy" aka square retweeted
I know next to nothing about SlutCon beyond that it cost $3K, had a bunch of track talks, and apparently some attendees struggled with the concept of consent.
So… basically re:Invent?
Going to a regularass club in America with a friend who does not come via tpot. About to Have an Experience.
"Some guy" aka square retweeted
(flirting with fellow autist) Well the truth is, I’m attracted to you; I’d say yes if you asked me on a date and/or to kiss me or even hook up with me. However, I also remain platonically affectionate toward you, so I’d alternatively be satisfied with staying in the status quo.
Sometimes I think "I should have a project" and nothing comes to mind, but, but, but
I really wanna deep-fry a cocktail. Somebody talk me out of this.















