My body is a machine that turns stimuli into reference humor

Goobertown, AR
Joined March 2026
Sometimes I be in a bad mood and I reply all mean and didn't really mean it. If you're here because I was mean I probably didn't mean it
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Replying to @trndytrndy
The Bully Autistic And Trans People Into Suicide website is a legitimate source that would NEVER be biased against autistic and trans people
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My tweets is are funny, the algorithm just ignores me. My tweets is are funny, the algorithm just ignores me. My tweets is are funny, the algorithm just ignores me. My tweets is are funny, the algorithm just ignores me. My tweets is are funny, the algorithm just ignores me.
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is are i'm killing myself
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when she got thing 1 thing 2 humor but you lowkey havent gotten play since vape naysh yall
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Gay Wimp Kansas, State Census, 1925
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Replying to @NamekFreakazoid
hi will opsec run on this phone? +48 5029378663
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it’s been an honor using the computer with you all
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… okay? What does he do exactly?
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Ear nose and throat day at the gym
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Block by block, I will rebuild this app into a perfect world in my image
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sperm banks be like get a load of this nigga
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I miss when porn bots were like 🇲 🇾 🇳 🇪 🇫 🇦 🇷 🇮 🇴 🇺 🇸 🇳 🇮 🇵 🇵 🇱 🇪 🇸 🇮 🇳 🇧 🇮 🇴
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Originals for you. It's a cute cat.
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if you have curiosity as a cat they kill you
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anyone heavily invested in lolcow culture has to be a psychopath
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fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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Anna Dumfuct Austria, Catholic Church Records, 1565-2007
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Replying to @soohwacide
idk if they want comfort or like js want alone time so 😪😢
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