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Remember it costs nothing to be kind. Congratulate someone, wish someone happy birthday, compliment their art, thank them for awesome info. Laugh at their memes. #DoOnlyGoodEveryday #dogecoin
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I can’t believe this guy is just filming this dude being fried to death instead of trying to get some help.
A man has suffered a severe electric shock after attempting to cut a live electrical cable. The cable reportedly came into contact with his foot or ankle, sending current through his body and causing intense muscle contractions that appeared to lock him in place. Thick white smoke was seen rising from the contact area.
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Now since Elon Musk lost the midterms he is putting more recycled rage bait videos, some of them that are years old in people’s timeline.
Black American goes to Dairy Queen and gets 2 water cups
Instead of filling them with water she fills them with Hi-C Pink Lemonade
Someone tried to intervene and tell her the water cups are for water and she says “Be quiet before them folks come ova here”
So she knows she’s stealing, but she’s intentionally doing it anyway and doesn’t care. She’s even trying to hide her crime
This is the reason places are putting the soda machines behind the counter and are switching to QR codes
Bad actors ruin it for everyone else
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Boyfriend: What’s with the giant box
Me: Well a 12-foot Christmas brontosaurus isn’t going to fit in a SMALL box
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i feel like I don't have much of a type historically but it's so true that I love a good brow
My late husband played this obsessively. The commercial with the dad and kid playing together made me cry because he wanted to do that with Stone. I am ordering this on disc so I can play and all 3 kids can too.
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Feigning ignorance on the difference btwn deporting an investigated criminal & kidnapping & deporting someone based on their race is evil.
If Brandi doesn’t understand the difference, she’s even more stupid than I thought & her continued spewing of shit shouldn’t be encouraged.
ALT Screencap of Brandi Kruse quote tweet of KING 5 News. KING 5’s tweet reads “Dozens of men with ever-changing names are allegedly running a multimillion-dollar scam. Now, we expose the true identity of one: a man ICE had deported.” Kruse’s quote tweet reads “Wait. So is @KING5Seattle OK with this deportation?”
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I love this for Trump. Trump is a loser and everyone that voted for him is a loser. If you voted for him three times, congratulations on being a triple loser
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RIP richard lloyd, loved you in your hospital bed in the video for 'sick of myself.' also really loved your columns in guitar world. oh yeah and 'marquee moon'
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I hasn't escaped me that the men screaming "You're gonna get Sharia law!" are the same men who want to force birth, stick us back in the kitchen and repeal the 19th!
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I went to the rock and I hid my face. The rock cried out "No hidin' place!"
What happened in Mississippi?
Abt 230,000 voters were deemed inactive b/c Experian listed them at wrong addresses.
Civil rights groups warned the state
to reinstate voters purged due to this, but people arrived to vote & found themselves inactivated.
Not coincidence.
#USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
mississippitoday.org/2026/11…
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Ahhhhh it’s here.... 🥹🎄⛄🌟 my holiday album ‘Good Weather for Immaculate Conception’ is out now 💕 vmg.lnk.to/gwfic
i’ve been releasing little droplets to celebrate the holidays for years, but it feels SO GOOD to finally have a whole record full with so many amazing friends and collaborators with me 🎶🥹
The video for “To an Empath at Christmas Time” is out now, if you want to watch it on youtube youtu.be/gm9qAim5JuM
much love, always 🤶 from me and as always, mrs. claus xoxoxo
