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Joined December 2008
I know we're all shaken by the H3H3 news. But for one second, can we just imagine the bliss of receiving Ethan Klein's seed? The feeling of warmth filling your body as he dribbles an army of potential children into you, sweat dripping from his nose as he grunts like a wild boar?
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Luis Paez-Pumar retweeted
I have now released all 30 parts of the worlds first decentralized nba season preview. Making 30 pieces of short from video content is harder than most military deployments. Give my vids a watch and send em to someone who would dig them 🫡
A thread of the worlds first completely decentralized nba season preview 🧵👇
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The amount of AI-generated gender war posting on this app is horrifying. This isn’t a new observation, but it does feel like it’s getting worse.
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Luis Paez-Pumar retweeted
THE WORLDS FIRST COMPLETELY DECENTRALIZED SEASON PREVIEW. PART 10. THE SACRAMENTO KINGS :(
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It’s really funny to try to make a point about Hayley Williams being a bad person by taking JOSH FARRO at his word lmao
Sine everyone is starting to talk about Hayley Williams from Paramore. I feel I should share this little story from Josh Farro, the true founder of Paramore. And how Hayley essentially hijacked the band, and used it as a mask for her solo career. This greatly bothers me, because it shows how truly phony Paramore is. And how mistreated the “band” is.
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A guy so shitty that his own brother abandoned him and went back to Paramore lol
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If you find this funny or worthwhile in any way, just know that I truly think that I’m better than you.
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I’m embarrassed to have worked at Complex.
This student went viral for his drawing of Jesus Christ đź“· A student went viral for drawing an impressive portrait of Jesus on an exam instead of answering a question. The teacher was blown away & gave him a perfect score, proving sometimes a drawing can say way more than words ever could. [đź“·: via/ TT pedroartsdrawings]
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Complex has posted this same "student drew Jesus on exam" story at least twice before (Nov 2025, spring 2026), each time sourced only to the same TikTok artist's drawing-demonstration videos. No school, teacher, or exam has been identified in any coverage. x.com/Complex/status… x.com/Complex/status…
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Luis Paez-Pumar retweeted
all i wanted live version you will always be famous to me 🥲 i miss paramore
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Tim Duncan obviously.
Michael Jordan, LeBron James, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Magic Johnson aren’t available. Who’s the greatest NBA player of all time?
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Hayley Williams, our one true rock star.
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Slayyyter in the golden hour doing “brand new chanel$” that’s the extremely good shit
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Today, I am reminded of how mad this take made everyone.
I know I’m not seeing people put MAD MEN???? on the same level as Succession lmao ???????
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The only good Australian @ninajirachi
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Man, underscores is way too good to be playing a 4:30 pm set at this festival. It’s too bright out for this.
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This tweet is correct, if you swap the first two words with THE and LEFTOVERS.
MAD MEN is the #1 show of the century, probably all-time. Unparalleled depth, performances, themes, emotions; the best drama that is also somehow the best comedy. I know this; you know this; your mom knows this. We don't have to be babies who pretend otherwise.
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BREAKING and BAD MR and ROBOT SUCK and SESSION HALT and AND oh wait doesn’t work there
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