This is so niche can grok do it

Never underestimate how much a woman can accomplish with undiagnosed ADHD

I’ve clearly had more girlfriends than pretty much any man who comes online to talk badly to me so it’s a matter of perspective.

So I was in Moscow and there was the bar with a wee midget who would come out dressed as a leprechaun once an hour to bang this gong to tell everyone the drink special was changing. This was before I got robbed. Write that down. Times were changing in Russia after the fall of the Soviet Union.

If I put on a bucket hat I’d look like uncle fester.