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Had this been Machakos, we would have seen her picture on it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If it were other Governors their names would have appeared on this plaque... but Irungu Kang'ata is self away that this project belong to the people, since is is funded by taxpayers Money. Wakili Shadrack Wambui went to court and the Court order the remove of the MP's Name from NG-CDF funded PROJECTS. THE MPs are so entitled that they use the projects political milestones, yet they are all funded by TAXPAYERS. NEXT time unaona MP wenu anasema CLASSES Constructed by Kosokoso, Mwambie PESA ILIYOJENGA NI USHURU WETU.
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every distance is walkable if you’ve lost your will to live
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A closer look at the key games 👀🔥

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lance retweeted
romeo lavia i promise you i will inform my bloodline of this performance. i will send pigeons with notes, whatever it takes.
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Three points! 🤩
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lance retweeted
surely means your algorithm ni mabati
Chelsea vs Manchester United | Half-time player ratings: ◉ 7.64 - Wesley Fofana ◎ 7.33 - Josh Acheampong ◎ 7.12 - Senne Lammens ◎ 7.03 - Andrey Santos ◎ 6.95 - Levi Colwill #CHEMUN
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lance retweeted
we’re getting outplayed by 2026 Manchester United at the bridge
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watching Fofana on the ball is top 3 terrifying experiences in life
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Your Blues. 👊 #CFC | #CHEMUN
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Fully rested Fofana and Gusto against Chelsea tomorrow
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lance retweeted
Congratulations
Does El-Nino cause morning sickness and drowsiness? 🤧
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lance retweeted
Rwanda is hosting F1. Did you see Kagame rushing to the track to record a video of himself announcing it? In fact, it was the minister who made the announcement. Your president has turned everything into a campaign tool. Even a simple friendly football match, funded by taxpayers, has to be announced with all the political theatrics. Politicians, CSs, chiefs and village elders affiliated with the government must all flood social media with captions praising him and his regime for organising it. The joke really does tell itself.
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Chers Chinois, Mbappé a raison, Mao Zedong est un dictateur et la Chine est un État totalitaire. Mon nom est Wesley Fofana et je joue pour le Chelsea Football Club.
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lance retweeted
I’ll vote for whichever political party deports malo gusto
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Six days later, people still trapped pale Eastleigh and it seems everyone has moved on. Not a single post by the president. Hatuna nchi hapa
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Somebody calls a whole press conference to announce that ati Bayern Munich will be playing Ajax in Kenya! Kenyans held their breath, hoping the big announcement would be some tax relief, or lower fuel prices, or some relief from the unbearable cost of living. Only to be told about a football match! We seriously need a President.
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Straight out of the Romans playbook…give them games in the colosseum, to make them forget about hunger and the cost of living…..Miss me with the bullshit
𝗘𝗶𝗻𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮 🏟️ Ein besonderes Spiel zum Start ins neue Jahr: Der FC Bayern reist am 5. Januar 2027 nach Nairobi und trifft dort im Rahmen der feierlichen Eröffnung des neuen Nationalstadions „Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City“ auf Ajax Amsterdam. 🔗 Alle Infos: fcbayern.com/2zB4o
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I dread to think about the amount of money spent to set up this B-Team match, in a country with so many problems. Besides, how do we even benefit from this? Even their own fans don't want first team players risking injuries playing one extra game mid-season. That man is desperate
Official: Ruto announces Talanta Stadium will be opened on 5th January 2027 with a match between Bayern Munich and Ajax. The stadium, that has 52 skyboxes, will also be called the Raila Odinga stadium.
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Term bado ni moja hata ulete Timothee chalamet na Denis Villeneuve waactie dune 3 hapo kwa vumbi ya kitengela
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Lecturers are on strike. Fuel price is on the roof. Hospitals are struggling. But Ruto would rather spend hundreds of millions paying Bayern Munich to come and play in kenya for 90mins. Aki heri Nugu rais kuliko Rais nugu kama hii
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