pocketed possessed prayer parasite 𐕣
on the tip your tongue
Joined November 2019
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Can't help but start nodding and smiling, clapping my hands, laughing and thinking about the big things to come
if you don’t have any coffee filters just use a dryer sheet :) just use a scented dryer sheet instead of a coffee filter :)
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people who are very normal and nondescript, even boringly so, have a unique magic - their likes and desires, or any outstanding enthusiasm at all, are so arbitrary, specific, sometimes rare, that when they emerge it feels like a gift. you want to find out what works on them
there is nothing at all tying me to where i live right now i have been trying to leave this place ever since i got here i have left a few times but kept coming back i do not want to come back again i would love to be somewhere better to stay somewhere so much better
“oh nooooo she’s avoiding meeeeee ooooh she haaaaaates meeee waaaaahhh waaaah i hate myself toooo now aaaaahh waaaah”
Grow up. She is hiding under the bed because she is shy.
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when I was a kid I wasn't allowed to watch Oswald because I'd cry when it came on not because it upset me but because I loved him too much and didn't know how to express it to my parents and this trait followed me into adulthood
sometimes when i’m trying to save money and i see a cool thing i want but don’t need a helpful voice in my mind says “go ahead and buy it, you’re gonna die eventually anyway” and i’m invariably like “yeah you’re right, i am” and then i buy the cool thing
