Slaying and Sobbing 💌

he/him
Joined May 2022
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Patrick that looks like a lesbian while moment 4 life plays reaction video
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watching this on loop and sobbing
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ketika beli headphone mahal terus tiba2 pas dengerin lagu mendengar suara2 yg sebelumnya ga lu denger
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Woke up and 12 things immediately went wrong xitter.cf/lily__pond/status/2074…
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Started using a THC & CBD energy drink instead of a pre-workout before the gym
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Accidentally remembered high school
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The Caesar Salad turns 102 today.
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We rlly don’t gaf like it’s not a major holiday
The USA turns 250.
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there's only like three original sentences left
Ice Spice and Tobey Maguire spotted kissing at Michael Rubin’s All-White party.
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The Caesar Salad turns 102 today.
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just graduated film school 😭😭😭😭 IM GONNA BE A BARISTA 😭😭😭😭
just graduated film school 😭😭😭😭 IM GONNA BE A BARISTA 😭😭😭😭
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francine smith confused and yelling “what the fuck is going on” reaction video
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ANTI ZIONST QUEEN OF DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
Happy 64th Birthday to the iconic Marcia Cross.
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Thinking about the time my uber driver got cut off and yelled “COCKSUCKER!!!” then immediately looked at me in the rear view mirror and blurted out “not that there’s anything wrong with sucking cock!”
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