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Leicestershire UK
Joined April 2009
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#StrictlyComeDancing Nigel. Was not expecting that. That dance was 🔥🔥🔥
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I’ve not been here much lately. Partly because the rebrand to 'X' reminded me of when my dad got a leather jacket, but mainly because I’ve been job hunting. You probably can’t help save Twitter from a midlife crisis but you might just help me get a copywriter job with a retweet x
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This is a great thread by Ben introducing you to the books we’ve been working on over the last couple of years. I would love you to take a couple of minutes to read it and to share. As a non-sciency person I’ve LOVED finding out about the amazing worlds of The Gene and The Cell. – at Exeter, England
Calling all teachers, educators and librarians! 🚀The new #Explodapedia series of science books lifts off next week (@DFB_storyhouse, me & @MooseAllain) Since it's a brand new concept in non-fiction publishing, we just want to say a few things by way of introduction🧵1/n
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To celebrate publication week, we're giving away a *most intriguing* bundle of goodies! Contains: ✨ A Most Intriguing Lady ✨ Wash bag hand-sewn by @MargueriteKaye ✨ @BiscuiteersLtd handmade biscuits Simply retweet this post and follow us to be in with a chance of winning!
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I hired a lawyer to sue Ryanair for losing my luggage. What a surprise, he lost my case as well.
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I like the Lego Thing.
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What cold meats does Roy Orbison like? Only baloney
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Looks like my addiction to 70's Discos has flared up again.
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Start?
The movie “Zardoz” takes place in 2023, so get ready for everyone to start dressing like this
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Zardoz takes place in 2293. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zardoz
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The Dogs of 2022
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RT if you too cried at the Ghosts Christmas special. – at Southwold, England
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- MERRY CHRISTMAS! - Wow! Thank you, is it a pear tree? - Not just a pear tree, look closer. - What? I can't see anything. - Aw… where's it fucking gone?
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These 3-bird roasts are very reasonably priced, considering how rare it is to find a turkey that's eaten a pheasant that's eaten a chicken.
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Just thrown some bird seed on my lawn and now there are dozens of them out there which is amazing because I thought it would take ages for them to grow.
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They say 'Whale noises' are meant to be calming but I've been making them for 10 minutes and all the people at Slimming World seem rather angry with me.
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I am the champion of running races with knickers over my shoes and so far I remain undie-feeted.
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ICYMI earlier this week here's our free to download colouring-in '"2022 Advent Calendar" in a Robot Voice'. Please help yourselves and share! (NB the png link seems to be to a webp* file - we'll try to sort this out when we can). *no idea what that even is worldofmoose.com/pages/2022-…
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On the back of a pub toilet door in south London: If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.
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Our 2022 Advent Calendar is here! A little bit early, by request, but feel free to print off it off and send to friends & family. – at Exeter, England
It's Advent time! World of Moose '"2022 Advent Calendar" in a Robot Voice' is on the website - free to download Get out your colouring kit. worldofmoose.com/pages/2022-…
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Mourning a magician
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