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Dr. Jeff Daniels retweeted
If you’re still invested in Tesla, you should not be in charge of your financial planning.
Model S. Dead.
Model X. Dead.
CyberTruck. Dead next year.
Model 3/Y - Only consumer car remaining. Biggest innovation was to gut it down to bare bones and cloth.
SEMI - they have grossly overestimated their TAM, so it will fall on its face.
CyberCab is illegal to sell.
Roadster - failed to deliver completely as pro Ised a decade ago.
To use the Musk vernacular - you’d have to be completely retarded to have your money tied up in this company.
How’s that trillion-dollar payout he authored for himself working out, shareholders?
I've been trying to point out what a shitcreep Russell Brand is since people thought he was funny. Just sayin'
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Dr. Jeff Daniels retweeted
Trump on solar panels: "They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry."
Well written article about what I've been waffling on about for a few years, and this platform is at the forefront of.
keeptrack.substack.com/p/how…
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Just got an intergalactic message from Kolob on the hat-phone. Moroni says, "Give Brian his bricks back!!"
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The era of flagrant corruption without consequences continues.
Let me explain what just happened 👇
5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.
5 minutes…
These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.
There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made.
Someone in that room picked up a phone.
And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.
American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it.
This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions.
This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight.
You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question.
Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that.
The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…
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Dr. Jeff Daniels retweeted
Let me explain what just happened 👇
5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.
5 minutes…
These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.
There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made.
Someone in that room picked up a phone.
And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.
American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it.
This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions.
This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight.
You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question.
Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that.
The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…
BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market.
In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold.
These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time.
The trader seemingly made huge gains.
Unusual.
I'm tired of hearing that's we'd be "self sufficient" for fuel if Marsden point remained open. It's always from these sort of gimps who have no idea about the economics or chemistry of refining. We didn't even own the catalyst needed when it was running, it was leased from Canada
Andrew Tate is benefiting from the Ron Jeremy effect. Ugly creepy dudes see one of their own seemingly hanging out with attractive women and showing the trappings of wealth and think they too can achieve it.
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This is a great example of how biased and fucked this platform is. Stabby McFuckwit here blocked me ages ago because I kept calling him out on being a violent piece of shit grifter. But Elon thinks I need to see his racist hot-takes when I can't even respond.
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If anyone is still wondering how fascism was able to rise like it did in the middle of last century, just spend an hour on this platform.
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