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madi🎭

@madicree

you aren’t ready for this shit 💩👋

Joined July 2024
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Adam said: ‘We have everything. We’re happy, healthy, safe. God loves us. What more could we possibly want? Eve said: ‘I don't know… I just feel like something's missing. And ate that fucking apple.
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Women are usually bad at sex. A lot of times they don’t even know it.
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Normalize telling men when the intimacy was bad so they stop thinking they're the prize.
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To the person I am going to date next 💑, there's no break up, it's either we get married or i kïll you ..... I'm tired of nonsense😂✌🏻
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Guys, do you think you’ll find the kind of love you’re looking for ? Or you’ve given up?
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Many women would prefer paying 100% of the bills alone as opposed to going “50/50” with a man because living with men is usually hell.
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it’s even crazier when you realize that people born on january 1st can ONLY say their birthday is NEXT YEAR.
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@softgirlamyNov 2
I was today years old when I realized that people born on January first can NEVER say their birthday was last year.
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In what world does a clump of cells have more value than a living human being??
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The older you get, the more you realize parents don't always know when to stop joking
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My sister announced her birthday in the family group chat, only to leave after Dad compared her to a hotel towel and a free sample at Costco😭
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My sister announced her birthday in the family group chat, only to leave after Dad compared her to a hotel towel and a free sample at Costco😭
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My dad did this on V day last year. I told my parents I’d come by not even thinkin about v day. I got tired so I decided to lay down instead. My mom calls that night saying your dad is kinda down he went & bought candy & gifts & you never showed up. Man I got up right then!🥹😭
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@madicreeNov 2
First screenshot is my dad, next two are my mom, I feel so bad 😭
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one of my nggas is a substitute teacher 😂😭
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Dads are really hidden gems ❤️
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@madicreeNov 2
First screenshot is my dad, next two are my mom, I feel so bad 😭
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So I was just a one-night stand how could she do me like that?😭can’t get it off my head
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@Akanni51103489Nov 2
getting your dick sucked while you finger him:
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First screenshot is my dad, next two are my mom, I feel so bad 😭
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🍀💥@bigeyenestNov 1
Moments when you realize that 1 minute lasts a long time
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@15x0xxNov 2
Nah,this is genuinely the realest thing my dad has ever told me.
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@15x0xxNov 2
I think I've overstayed my welcome in her DMs
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