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Madison Simon

@madisonsimon
 Canada
Joined July 2008
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“i’d do anything to get to the Hard Rock”
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“how is she winning she can’t even read”
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all nanny’s friends (80+ year olds) asking me what concert i’m here for 🙈 fighting for my life out here #InTheTrenches #KanyeRound2
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cashewrising@cashewrisingJun 14
i think the knicks should let timothee chalamet play for like one minute. as a treat
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us out in LA all weekend: @kanyewest #Sofi #HeHasRisen 🌎🐐
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#LA2026
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lo messiah@timchalsMar 16
this was the most marty supreme ending to marty supreme era
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might have to hand these out instead of friendship bracelets 👀 #YeSofi
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🍻@drink2beersFeb 4
bad news twin: time is flying good news: you the pilot twin u the fuckin pilot
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OnlyBangers
@OnlyBangersEthJan 31
Grandpa witnessing the whole thing but he ain't no snitch 💀
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#comformitygate is proof twitter will always be the superior social media app
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@FallonTonightJan 7
Wanna get snatched like Vecna? It's time to turn those pounds Upside Down with @Jamiebower! 🤣 @Stranger_Things #StrangerThingsOnFallon #FallonTonight
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lo messiah@timchals24 Dec 2025
twas the night before marty supreme christmas day
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the grinch just handed me my food at McDonalds everyone go to Windsor drive-thru rn
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A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19.. you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table and not on the floor
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me when seniors choose between 5 or 10 year passports 🥺
Hot Take Appreciator (@IHateNYT) profile pictureHot Take Appreciator@IHateNYT3 Oct 2025
My dad (75M) went to get a tetanus shot and the physician's assistant said "these things last 10 years, so you won't ever need another one!" :^(
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count your fucking days @AppleBooks
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Madison Simon (@madisonsimon) profile pictureMadison Simon@madisonsimon16 Apr 2024
better luck next year I guess 😭😭😭 #IKnowIFuckingRead @AppleBooks
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ya, it’s @JaySim47
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@Dexerto9 Aug 2025
A man in California had his plane repeatedly stolen by a mysterious pilot who takes it for a joy ride and returns it The owner removed the plane's battery to thwart the thief, but he replaced it and stole the plane again Police have no leads on how to track the thief down
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wait a second.... if IM crashing out.. and YOURE crashing out..... who's locking in?!?!?!?
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