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If you ain't first your last- Richard B. Bobby

Joined December 2012
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Micro dosing pre workout, changed my life
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When you wait til 5 to start drinking but quarantine life has you waking up at 4:30 #Covid_19 #Quarantine
Watch how she treats her dad cuz she finna treat you the same way.
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Not a big socialist but honestly tax anyone who spends 800$ on AirPod max headphones 100%
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If our MW2 lobbies were leaked no one could go to work the next day.
If there’s a 4th wave I’m storming Area 51
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Idk why Denmark is trying to play. They should just fall over in the box and they’ll get a goal #sports #DenmarkEngland
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Before I was the legendary minimum wage worker you all know today I was just a kid with a dream...
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If you’re Ryan Reaves you gotta retaliate #oldtimehockey
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Ok but since people who go to university are expected to earn more than people who don’t, isn’t student loan forgiveness technically just helping the rich? #therichgetricher We should probably give that money to people who need it more. #Students #studentloan #debtcrisis
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It’s funny how our 3am guilty pleasure google searches change as we mature: #spurs #heungminson #Tottenham #PremierLeague
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My professor pulled my first year picture up in front of the class and said “look at him what an idiot you see the hope in eyes.” “Look at him now hes clearly lost all of that” The mans an intuitive genius.
Good news today! My employer said that due to corona coming to the valley, I’m gonna get Laid!
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y’all should’ve voted Kanye
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Philosophy pre covid: attendance 25% of your mark, class discussion a big part of education. Post covid: Virtual Unscheduled...
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My instagram is a constant stream of blackout pictures followed by an ad for tide pods haha good look Tide.
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