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Website builder. Cyclist. Recovering musician. Anti-social socialist. Corporate lackey.

London
Joined July 2009
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I used to think that SAFe, though not in the least agile, was better than chaos. I'm beginning to reconsider that last part.
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The majority of software development seems to be figuring out how to *think* about a problem. And then expressing that (hopefully clearly).
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3. “Never put a skunk on a bus.”
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True story
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I guess we’re going to see lots of this kind of gaslighting in an attempt to suggest there are real benefits to Brexit. Tampons have been zero rated in Ireland - which last time I checked is in the EU - for decades. The UK gov chose not to do the same. – at Amsterdam, The Netherlands
One of earliest benefits of Brexit: The ‘tampon tax’ is abolished. And this goes to the core of sovereignty - the British Parliament was unable to cut VAT on tampons because VAT is an EU tax and reductions generally prohibited, only increases. Most of proceeds of VAT paid to EU!
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What we learned in 2020? That oil is worthless in a society without consumption. That healthcare has to be public because heath is public. That 50% of jobs can be done from home while the other 50% deserve more than they’re being paid. That we live in a society, not an economy.
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Most organizations have no concept of how fucked up most organizations are.
In 2019 I advised a team from a Fortune-500 that didn't want to use version control because "it was too slow." 8 developers. Every afternoon they emailed each other .zip files with the latest version of their changes. Imagine the impact that you can make out there!
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1. A small business began selling camera tripods on Amazon 2. It reached $3.5 million in sales, 0.001% of Amazon's revenue 3. Amazon copied the tripods exactly and sold them as AmazonBasics tripods 4. Amazon banned the tripod company from Amazon wsj.com/articles/amazon-comp…
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With all the “2020 in review” inspirational posts coming up, consider this your kind reminder that if you did nothing else but power through this crappy year, you’ve already done enough. Not every year needs to be a life-changer—especially when surviving a pandemic. It’s okay. 💚
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Software architecture is in crisis, and the way to fix it is a hefty dose of anarchy.
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If, like me, your mental health is in the worst shape it’s ever been in, here’s some advice a friend gave to me the other day that stuck: “you don’t have to fix or fight this, you just have to exist in it for a bit.” Today I committed to doing that and it honestly did help. 1/2
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I've started allowing myself to take an hour's walk nearly every working day which I'm calling "strategic thinking time". It's made a huge impact on my ability to reason about significant tech and scaling challenges, plan with critical focus, and improved my mental health.
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I don't mind at all having to pay taxes when the poor can't. What really pisses me off is having to pay taxes when the rich won't.
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estimating software is like estimating wedding dresses except all you've got to work with is one of those 13th century pictures of an animal only drawn from a description io9.gizmodo.com/how-european…
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As part of driving tests, people should be made to cycle on a road, or cross a busy road on foot. This will give them some understanding of how deadly their motorised killing machine could be if they drive it like a twat.
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"57 channels and nothing on" except literally every movie and tv show ever produced is available on demand and I want to watch none of them.
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I promise you: everything you fear would happen under communism is already happening now under capitalism. All of it.
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#CyberAlarm: An independent security review... and why you should avoid it. paul.reviews/cyberalarm-an-i… #security #openvas #riskmanagement
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Get in the sea. As ever, it is easy to focus tax changes on middle earners but ignore the mega-corporations contributing very little. The argument that because your expenses have gone down, you should pay more tax is quite difficult (insulting to say remote workers
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I quite like the idea of a "Digital Commute" from @mak0ski. Essentially you schedule some transition time at the start and the end of the day to ease in and out of your working mindset/demeanour. makeworkbetter.substack.com/…
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