before anything, i am a hater

Joined June 2013
size of jupiter (with my cat for scale)
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my timeline since they added automatic translation
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I refer to things as “high-yield”
Tell me you went to medical school without telling me you went to medical school.
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Under my dictatorship men who spit on the streets and pee in public spaces will be publicly executed
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this being real footage from a bbc one doc and not ai is making me so happy
A seal accidentally pops up and scares a polar bear cub while it was happily making snowballs
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“If raising a son means training another woman to suffer; you didn’t raise a man, you raised a burden”
I love watching girls stop tolerating their brothers and start confronting the parents who raised them to expect that kind of behavior. This is literally what progress looks like. If raising a son means training another woman to suffer; you didn’t raise a man, you raised a burden
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"People are easier to govern when their suffering is framed as a personal failure rather than a systemic problem."
People are easier to govern when their suffering is framed as a personal failure rather than a systemic problem.
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when i send a reel to the groupchat and nobody reacts to it
over the past few years i’ve become increasingly radicalized against the concept of the “friend group”
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Most people in France can't afford housing. They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast. They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
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10 AM and I’ve already eaten my packed lunch
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prompt email responses are lowkey so sexy
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Soulja boy tell em
What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽
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We shouldn't be mean to people who aren't academically smart but we absolutely have a right + responsibility to shame the intellectually incurious. The world is literally on fire because of anti-intellectualism
some of y’all are too mean to people that aren’t academically smart idk you treat it like a moral failure
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I thought I was imagining that mass market chocolate had become completely inedible so I'd glad it wasn't just me. Finally, journalists are doing their jobs and investigating real problems again!
This past Valentine’s Day, 71-year-old Brad Reese, proud grandson of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups inventor H. B. Reese, posted a scathing open letter to the manager of corporate brand and editorial at Hershey, accusing the company of unforgivably altering many Reese’s products by replacing real chocolate with compound chocolate — basically using vegetable oils instead of cocoa butter to lower costs and replacing real peanut butter with “peanut-butter-style crèmes.” “And Reese wasn’t alone in feeling like everything was getting worse,” writes Rachel Handler. “Everyone in my life I spoke to agreed that something was amiss, that Reese’s — and commercial chocolate in general — didn’t taste the way it used to.” Handler would spend the next several months tumbling down a chocolate vortex, encountering dozens of eccentric characters, all disagreeing about the fundamental question of what chocolate even is and who it should be for. “I learned that — not to sound like a LinkedIn guy — what’s going on with chocolate is a parable for the modern world. That at this particularly bleak end stage of capitalism, everything we once treasured has or will lose its essential essence and MrBeast will always be involved somehow.” For our cover story, Handler takes a deep dive into the molten belly of the chocolate world. Read it in full: nymag.visitlink.me/vKKky_
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just filled my tank up and i’m about to look for flights to iran to see if i can help the negotiations
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no more fashion boys n rappers pls we need somebody to fix the heating at the mosque
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“Women became feminists because of social media” Me at 10 being told to wash the dishes while my male cousins were lazing around 🙄🙄
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I have yet to relax my eyebrows and keep a decent posture and unclench my jaw and fix everything
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hental mealth
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the automatic tweet translation feature has been massive for an inquisitive person like myself
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