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(itโ€™s micha, I miss you) | RioluSonaโ„ข๏ธ | โ€œemployedโ€ โ€œmarriedโ€ | 30 or 40 | ashamed | drunk tweet enjoyer | bit fruity | furish | under18 GTFO ๐Ÿ”ž alt @malosofter

Alabama, USA
Joined March 2022
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Town crier but like, Iโ€™m not trying to get your attention in the street, I just be sad
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โ€œI hOpE I mAkE mYsElF UNBELIEVABLY cLeArโ€
So apparently Mario Kart Tour had a private apk that was gatekept via a discord server and a brave soul leaked it and now they're having a meltdown over their club not being exclusive anymore
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Iโ€™m crying they take their little feudal states so seriously (whoever reacted with ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ is a fucking G by the way)
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Maybe Australians deserve to be punished so they donโ€™t elect the same retarded government again. I donโ€™t know, just an idea.
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Like oh sorry, the most beloved gaming platform thatโ€™s ever existed doesnโ€™t want to set a precedent for following authoritarian-lite orders from a country that makes up 2% of its userbase.
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So those were Ambien
I found two random pills in my nightstand and Iโ€™m not googling them, fuck it, pill roulette, I got nothing better to do the next couple hours
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I remember back when saying the vaccine didnโ€™t actually do shit to prevent Covid on social media was an immediate account nuke. Good times
Weird convo at dentist today. I stopped going to her for cleanings as I found an independent hygienist who runs a solo practice & will N95 for me and open windows. Unfortunately I needed work done on a chipped tooth. Anyway, she points to the Airfanta wearable and asks โ€œis that
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Oysters when they want to make a pearl
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In this world. Itโ€™s squish or be squished.
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I found two random pills in my nightstand and Iโ€™m not googling them, fuck it, pill roulette, I got nothing better to do the next couple hours
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Taking a picture of em though so I can search later and see if I guessed right
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I am fucking crying
I need to purge my fucking steam
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I need to purge my fucking steam
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Charging it upside down, she gonna need Nancy Reagan to suck the clog out that cart
girl in my class charging her pen before lunch
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What if we both want to, now we gotta fight for it?
everybody fw cnc until you wanna be the rapist
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Tony the tigerโ€™s juicy what? ๐Ÿค”
Iโ€™m sorry but this is one of the funniest post Iโ€™ve seen in a while. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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They retooled the hot pocket crisping sleeve manufacturing line to make UAVs and bullets for Ukraine and Israel and that's why I have to cook hot pockets in the oven for 3 hours instead of in the microwave for 2 minutes because the crisping sleeve was discontinued due to war
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War in Iran, Israel, Ukraine, forgiven PPP loans, endless idiotic subsidies, trillions in โ€œaidโ€ around the world that benefited us nil, โ€œtariff fundsโ€, $10,000 for a 20-year-old car, a nonstop campaign against the working class, everybodyโ€™s eating fucking ramen, and every day, every SINGLE day, they find a new way to fuck more people in the ass, and it is getting THAT MUCH HARDER to afford the lube it takes to keep from fighting back while they do it
BREAKING: The Trump administration is reportedly preparing to restart aggressive collections efforts against defaulted student loan borrowers, per Forbes
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this man, my personal hero of all heroes, Alan Colie was found not guilty of wounding youtube prankster Tanner Cook in Virginia. this sets an important precedent if a youtuber threatens or harasses you, you can just start blasting and ask questions later.
โ€˜MY LIFE IS HARD AS IT IS, I DONโ€™T NEED THIS CRAP!โ€™ โ€” Grocery store worker SNAPS at clout-chasing kids Teens tried to apologize to the man with four kids and a mortgage, but it didnโ€™t look sincere to him
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I'm slowly piecing together the timeline of events
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