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(it’s micha, I miss you) | RioluSonaℒ️ | β€œemployed” β€œmarried” | 30 or 40 | ashamed | drunk tweet enjoyer | bit fruity | furish | under18 GTFO πŸ”ž alt @malosofter

Alabama, USA
Joined March 2022
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Oysters when they want to make a pearl
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I need to purge my fucking steam
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this man, my personal hero of all heroes, Alan Colie was found not guilty of wounding youtube prankster Tanner Cook in Virginia. this sets an important precedent if a youtuber threatens or harasses you, you can just start blasting and ask questions later.
β€˜MY LIFE IS HARD AS IT IS, I DON’T NEED THIS CRAP!’ β€” Grocery store worker SNAPS at clout-chasing kids Teens tried to apologize to the man with four kids and a mortgage, but it didn’t look sincere to him
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I'm slowly piecing together the timeline of events
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you’re laughing…. a bunch of boomers who fucked the next generation over to sell their homes at a 7400% profit and then used the money to buy a ticket for an eternity cruise are now broke and stranded in a Cambodian port town notorious for human trafficking, and you’re laughing
Passengers have been kicked off an β€œendless” cruise as the operator blames a massive jump in fuel costs Some paid $120,000 for residency on the Villa Vie Odyssey, but have been left in Cambodia
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listen im against using ai instead of your brain, dont get me wrong but claude cracked the switch two in like a week bro at some point i gotta concede
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"you're allowed to relax, you know" you don't get it my skeleton will hatch
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me: kinda fucked up how many people are offloading their whole lives to muse or instinct or grokbot or whatever claude: yeah
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i dont care im 🦭🦭 rolling πŸ”„πŸŒ€ rolling spinning πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸŒͺ️🀸 in my leafs πŸπŸ‚ autumn leafs πŸ‚πŸπŸ§‘πŸ¦­
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Is β€œnext-gen search and rescue” code for Alex Karp using this tech to hunt human game in his thousands of square miles of Swedish forest?
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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Town crier but like, I’m not trying to get your attention in the street, I just be sad
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Holy shit. I just got pwned. iPhone suddenly crashed, rebooted, locked. Checked router stats. Total exfiltration ongoing. Panicked, tried to shut off network. Router also locked. Unplugged router. Didn't matter. Router harvesting zero-point energy. As a last-ditch resort, tried to smash my iPhone. All the atoms in the hammer quantum-phased right through. Hackers got everything, all of it. All my penis pictures.
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none of you are allowed to make fun of millennials anymore
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Joe Rogan has the mind of a 16 year old who just discovered marijuana
JUST IN: Joe Rogan proposes putting world leaders in a room together on psychedelic mushrooms to end wars & achieve global denuclearization.
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Driving Jewish cuz I be cutting off dickheads
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instead of a "for you" page there should be a "for someone else" page and it just shows you stuff you dont give a shit about
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The iPhone Duo has failed my durability test. The inner display started to fail after rubbing it in diamonds, ketchup, and a bathtub of dog urine. I cannot in good conscience recommend this product
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said it once, and i'll say it again, the jerryrig guy is a fucking retard. I'm not against stress testing phones. But stress test them for actual irl scenarios: leave it in a 70-80c degree car-like place to see how it reacts to heat
Was on the fence with iPhone Duo. But will definitely pass on the $2,000 phone after it failed: ▫️dirt test (gets stuck in hinge and magnetic closing doesn’t work) ▫️lighter test (inner screen can’t handle 10 seconds of direct flame) ▫️bend test (OLED screen gets line defect)
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