So scared of getting an injury before my marathon I’m dead ass taking thirty minutes to stretch before a night out tonight in heels. Idk if that makes me smart or elderly as fuck
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The cruelest version of a man comes out when he's trying to force you to leave so he can be with another woman without looking like the bad guy.
You guys seriously need to touch grass more lmfao
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the concept of him singing “it’s all waiting there for you” dressed as his 16 year old self.
My mom called me first thing this morning to tell me Harry styles wore his 2010 xfactor audition outfit as his Halloween costume last night & sang his audition song at his concert lmfaoo
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She literally said "I became MAGA because a democratic governor didn't leave his busy schedule to help me after I married a sex offender that made my home address public"
She is so R*t*ded 🤣
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“I work in a bakery….I’m 16…” - Harry acting like his shy 16 year old self auditioning on stage at Madison Square Garden in New York City, October 30 (via @tobesofruity)
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one time i was watching jersey shore on shrooms and i had to turn it off because they were showing angelina too much and i was getting scared

































