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@markhoorocks

Football fan, geek, beard wearer, a life-long red. Locked in an infinite battle with the evils of autocorrect. (Manchester is my heaven) #MUFC #Canucks

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Joined May 2011
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"Why do we fall Bruce?" "Because I've drank that full bottle of Hendricks and I've only had a Ritz cracker and a Snickers all day?"
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Really?! I'm shocked, you kept it so quiet that this news came out of nowhere(!) #MUFC
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Mauricio Pochettino has agreed to become the Manchester United men’s head coach.

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Red Marrow (Meds)@RedMarrow_Nov 12
The funniest thing about this Pochettino appointment is Utd approached him in the only two weeks of the year he was working. This entire thing has been so horribly managed that you end up thinking if it's by design. Because it takes real talent to achieve such incompetence
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It's a solid and resounding "Meh."
United Ramble (@UnitedRamble) profile pictureUnited Ramble@UnitedRambleNov 11
It’s looking increasingly likely that Mauricio Pochettino would be our next manager. Judging by his history with Tottenham, PSG, Chelsea, and the USMNT How do we feel about his appointment?
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Pochettino bumping into Michael Carrick at the Man Utd training ground before the club has told Carrick he’s been sacked. πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ FreeBets.World πŸ”ž
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punkstar ✯@urfalling4meNov 11
Old men online responding to AI women
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When United sack Carrick and hire Pochettino, they’ll have spent just over Β£108m on hiring/firing managers since SAF. Thats at least 6 replacements for Diogo Dalot we could have bought.
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moviemattk (thefilmmemes)@moviemattkNov 10
BREAKING NEWS: Reports have come in that Godzilla has been tested for the role of James Bond.
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The money the club smashed on Ten Hag compared to the quality of signings was unbelievably bad. The legacy it left was being damaging. #MUFC
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@TouchlineXNov 10
πŸš¨πŸ“Š Most money spent by Man United managers.
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This is how utterly useless United are right now.
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No Manchester United player has more Premier League assists this season than Patrick Dorgu (2). Lad’s barely kicked a ball. 😳
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Lauren@laurennUTDNov 8
That put paid to all the silly talk from Villa fans surely. We are absolutely dog shit and you still couldn’t beat us?! I’d be so embarrassed
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This could be a copy/paste for the last two coaches too! πŸ˜†
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Emery is fucking box office here. He's cooked the interviewer. πŸ˜†
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I don't always agree with Keane, but he's been spot on here. #MUFC
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Annemarie Dray@AnnemarieDrayNov 8
People need to stop. Michael Carrick isn’t still in this job because the supporters at Old Trafford refused to boo him. He’s still here because the atrocious board have no forward planning as to who will replace him. This isn’t on supporters for God’s sake.
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I said after Roma 'don't let the result mask the performance', same today. #MUFC
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Get. Him. Gone. #MUFC
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We fuckin need that, 2-2! #MUFC
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Was anyone else drawn to the disapproving school teacher look on @BrianMcClair13's face in the background! πŸ˜† I don't know what the topic of conversation was at his table. #MUFC
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A photo from Sir Alex Ferguson’s 40th Manchester United anniversary dinner. What a picture 🀩
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