Jeff Martin (@martinzone2000) profile picture
washington dc
Joined February 2009
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Jeff Martin retweeted
My stomach hurts from laughing so hard 🤣
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Find someone who looks at you the way @tedcruz looks at the man who called his wife ugly.
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Your thoughts 💭?
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The Arizona Diamondbacks can still win the World Series if Mike Pence has the courage tonight do the right thing.
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How Republicans view "personal responsibility": Unarmed Black man is murdered by police for allegedly using a fake $20 bill. - Republican: He should have complied 12 year old girl is raped and impregnated by an adult male family member - Republican: What was she wearing? She must carry that baby to term. Privileged old white guy, who had everything handed to him on a gold toilet seat his whole life, commits a slew of crimes including falsifying business records, tax and insurance fraud, sexual assault, obstruction of justice, witness tampering, stealing classified documents, election interference, and inciting insurrection, FINALLY gets indicted - Republican: It's not his fault. It's fake news. It's the deep state. It's Antifa. Hunter's laptop.
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Jeff Martin retweeted
Red the lion finds himself surrounded by a clan of over twenty hyenas. Can his ally Tatu save him in time? Watch until the end. [source, HD, BBC: buff.ly/2U1istt]
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“So, if you don't control education, you cannot control the future. And Stalin knew that, Mao knew that, Hitler knew that. We have to get that back for conservative values."
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I’m sure Putin is glad that his military isn’t woke and emasculated like ours /Ted Cruz
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Jeff Martin retweeted
First rule of being a dictator: don’t let anyone else have an army.
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Let’s be absolutely clear about who Prighozin is and what he wants. This guy is a murderous thug. And he doesn’t want an iskra in Russia, he wants a military change of command so he can lead a more efficient slaughtering of innocent Ukrainians.
🚨 Prigozhin issued his first public address from the headquarters of the Southern Military District in Rostov-on-Don, a city with a population of 1.1 million, which Wagner PMC now fully control. English subtitles.
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Russia will apply to join @NATO for protection against both Ukraine and also Russia.
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I gave a psychopath his own army of criminals and they broke the law & betrayed me. The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.
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Exactly 16 months ago, residents of Kiev were fortifying their city to prevent a Russian invasion. Today, residents of Moscow are fortifying their city to also prevent a Russian invasion. I remain a master strategist.
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Born Aug. 30, 1972, Cameron Diaz is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats @CameronDiaz! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
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So, the Southern Baptist Convention has lost 1.3 million members in the last 3 years. In an article for @TGC, I lay out my thinking for why this is happening. 1. Trust 2. Demography 3. The Nones and the Nons 🧵w/some graphs. thegospelcoalition.org/artic…
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Jeff Martin retweeted
My thread about Trump's CNN town hall starts here
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