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An analog guy in a digital world. Pronouns: curmudgeonly old bugger / mundane potato head

South East, England
Joined May 2009
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Im delighted to share my new book, Ancient Egypt: A History in Seven Treasures. Find out more and discover where to buy it here: geni.us/ANCIENTEGYPT
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The Two Ronnies (18th September 1976). Fork Candles (or 'Annie Finkhouse?') by Gerald Wiley.
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Was only talking about this the other day. An amazing and much missed spectacle which was always one of the highlights of the Royal Tournament. Watch and enjoy. 🇬🇧
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🚨 SAD: PENSION FIRM BLOCKS TERMINALLY ILL FALKLANDS VETERAN FROM HIS OWN 100,000 POUNDS! Want to hear how disgusting this system is? Andrew Rossiter is a Royal Navy Falklands War veteran who has been diagnosed with terminal cancer and given just months to live. A corporate pension firm is refusing to hand over his own 104,000 pounds retirement fund, making a dying hero jump through endless bureaucratic hoops! As Andrew rightly said, it feels like they are dragging it out hoping he dies so they never have to pay out. This brave veteran served his country, saved every penny, and now needs our help to get what he earned. We need to make so much noise that EQ Retirement Solutions has zero choice but to pay him today! RT and SHARE this everywhere to back this war hero and force them to give Andrew his money NOW! 🇬🇧🔥
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Preserve West Middlesex Golf Club for the Community - Sign the Petition! c.org/8VrGVMWBCj via @UKChange
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Son: "what's love juice dad?" Dad (slightly startled) replies "it's what two people make during sex. Anyway, what are you watching?" Son: "Wimbledon" 🙈🤦🤣😂🤣😂
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Clint Eastwood, 94-year-old vegan actor legend, formulated one of the most important lessons of his life so far for the young generation: "Don't look for luxury in watches or bracelets, don't look for luxury in villas or sailboats! Luxury is laughter and friends, luxury is rain on your face, luxury is hugs and kisses. Don't look for luxury in shops, don't look for it in gifts, don't look for it in parties, don't look for it in events! Luxury is being loved by people, luxury is being respected, luxury is having your parents alive, luxury is being able to play with your grandchildren. Luxury is what money can't buy."
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Mike slingback, how we miss him
This would never be allowed today. Spike Milligan's sketch, "There's a Fly in My Soup" panders to French, German, Irish & Jewish stereotypes. The man is actor David Lodge & the lady is Katie Boyle who is most known for hosting Eurovision. Sit back & have a belly laugh.
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"This is Ted he is a 96 year old WW2 veteran. He came into my pub today for his lunch. I couldn't help but notice his medals I just had to go and ask him about his life and say thank you for his service to our country. He became really overwhelmed and cried. He said 'thank you young man no one cares about what I have to say anymore.' I told him that I'm sure there are so many people that do. Can we all please like and share this post and show him just how many of do care about our veterans and prove to Ted he's not forgotten. I will show him this post when he comes back for his dinner next week." Credit - animal discovery
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The photograph and pub story are real enough but actually took place in 2016, as reported by several media sources including the Daily Mail. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3… Mr Fullerton sadly passed away in 2019 at the age of 98. funeral-notices.co.uk/notice/fullert…
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You don't get old style raconteurs like this anymore
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RT @MartinSLewis: The headline is @Ofgem's energy Price Cap for the 3mths starting 1 Jan is to RISE 0.2% but that's only part of the story,…
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The ADLS plot at Westminster Abbey. – at Toddington, England
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Oh look, here he is! We found him for you @metpoliceuk. Now do your job and arrest him.
Samuel Williams of Royal Tunbridge Wells has been identified as the person who chanted, 'Gaza, Gaza, make us proud, put the Zios in the ground.' He is an undergraduate student at the University of Oxford, Balliol College. Via @habibi_uk
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As cool as penguin wee wee 🤤
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Could your business sponsor one of our holiday homes? for a week ? month ? year? We will do all we can to help advertise your business in return. We have over 100,000 active supporters online. It's a win win situation, you make a charitable donation and we tell everyone about your business. Alternatively do you sell products that we can help sell for a donation? We have signed up a few businesses already, who have a range or just one item that they sell and everyone sold gets us a donation. Again another win win situation, don't sell any no donation to send, sell loads, you make money and we raise funds. So many ways you can help without spending money. Good idea? get in touch today
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We stand on the shoulders of giants
🌺 We salute all those who have fought for our freedom. 🇬🇧 #madewithAI
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🆘18 Jun 2025 #Lost Otis #ScanMe Black Labrador Retriever Male He’s wearing a brightly beaded collar. #Greatham Nr #Pulborough West Sussex #RH20 doglost.co.uk/dog/198703
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I may have posted this before. However, made me chuckle over my All Bran. Morning folks. Xx
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