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Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined December 2012
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Dear Microsoft, No rush. Take your time. Spend time with your family. Prioritize your mental health. Happy Friday All Sincerely, Every corporate employee.😭
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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander ranks Drake's top 3 albums 🦉🔥 1A/1B: Take Care / Nothing Was The Same 2: ICEMAN "ICEMAN is the best album of 2026, I think it has no skips... to produce like that after what the narrative was and what it is now, it speaks for itself, the greatness"
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Being older than professional athletes is your first sign that you're getting old
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I’m an alcoholic impela but angikaze ngayiphuza
We need to be honest about Chillers Punch
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There’s no fake alcohol in Durban that’s why I love it here🥹
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Maybe I don’t wanna be at my wedding tammat “I slid in her DM’s” ⚰️ let’s get back to mutual friends matchmaking & bumping into each other in person 😭
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Money buys a lot of extremely underrated things. Convenience. Time. Options. Privacy. Distance from nonsense.
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Lento ine tracker 😭
FIVE SUSPECTS ARRESTED FOR ILLEGAL POSSESSION OF AN ENDANGERED PANGOLIN IN KURUMAN The South African Police Service (SAPS) in the Northern Cape has arrested five suspects following the discovery of a live adult pangolin during a routine vehicle search in the Kuruman Central Business District (CBD). The Kuruman Highway Patrol members arrested four males, aged between 24 and 43, and a 35-year-old female on Tuesday, 10 November 2026, at approximately 13:30. The suspects will face charges relating to the illegal possession of an endangered species in terms of the National Environmental Management: Biodiversity Act (NEMBA). At the time of the incident, members were conducting high-density patrols as part of Operation Shanela II in Kuruman when they noticed a grey Renault vehicle approaching the traffic circle near Kuruman Mall. The vehicle came to a standstill upon noticing the police vehicle, raising the members' suspicions. Police members subsequently observed a person known to them inside the vehicle and allowed it to proceed before pulling it over for a routine inspection. During the search, members discovered a live adult pangolin concealed inside a red carry bag. The five occupants were immediately arrested. The suspects are expected to appear in the Kuruman Magistrate's Court soon. The SAPS reminds the public that the illegal possession, capture and poaching of protected and endangered wildlife are criminal offences. Communities, particularly in areas of the John Taolo Gaetsewe District where wildlife-related crimes have been reported, are urged to refrain from engaging in poaching activities and to report any information relating to the illegal trade or possession of endangered species to the police. The Acting District Commissioner of John Taolo Gaetsewe District, Brigadier Kenneth Baloyi, commended the members for their alertness and swift response, which resulted in the apprehension of the five suspects and the recovery of the endangered animal. The SAPS remains committed to protecting endangered wildlife and combating environmental crimes. Members of the public are encouraged to work with the police by sharing information that could assist in preventing wildlife-related offences and safeguarding the country's natural heritage.
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We keep doing fly shit when the cameras cut!
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As a man, you just gotta figure it out. Ain’t no sympathy in this life for a man. You gotta do what you gotta do
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Scottburgh 🥹💙
Say what you want, but KZN scenery is completely elite.
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Need to lay low until March kanje
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Soundset is a special place, lapha udansa nomontu who has you blocked everywhere 😂
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Soundest Sunday 🥹
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Replying to @Abramjee
Maybe AI will come to cars, with an auto self-destruct mechanism fitted when the car detects it’s being stripped it must blow itself up!
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Replying to @Kingshaft6
Into engeke ngize ngiyenze leyo
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I may have to put my ANC hate aside in 2029. We can't let the DA govern this country guys. I will campaign for the ANC myself on the ground before that happens.
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I brought wine...
write a happy story using 3 words.
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