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Matteo

@matteojones
Joined November 2012
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Bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 at least I’m not alone in these experiences looolll
toxic king (@toxicking) profile picturetoxic king
@toxickingAug 4
Check a bitch phone and all of a sudden she ain’t talk to nobody since 2016
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Jordan@iliterate__Jul 30
*inside the white sox tv production room* “okay—cut to the little idiot again.” “but sir that’d be the fourth time…” “cut to the little idiot again i said”
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Replying to @kantianbarbie
We don’t even really decide who gets put there either, she puts herself there
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Who decided this sign was necessary? Like oh thanks I’ll make sure to duck!
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K ⵣ@bintwa3raJul 23
you gotta be terrible for a man to not answer you
sarah (@saraaht0nin) profile picturesarah@saraaht0ninJul 23
broke no contact just for him to not respond. send help 😭😭😭😭
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Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby
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Rob.
@RobfrfrJul 20
Y’all niggas got it
𝐊 ✰ (@itssthyherinme) profile picture𝐊 ✰
@itssthyherinmeJul 20
my type fr
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Set my Hinge radius to 250 mi and put the max age up to 70
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₩ (@Vasshhoon) profile picture
₩@VasshhoonJul 9
u tryna give that girl the world knowing she want instagram
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Instagram got ya bitch!
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MLB (@MLB) profile picture
MLB
@MLBJun 23
It's tough seeing others live out your dream 🐶🌭
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Replying to @soulofmo
#Lover #3StrikeRule #4StrikesIfSheBadEnough
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should i smack him out his sleep with this iPad?
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@dimvjiJun 11
you know it’s getting real when you start going on walks to clear your head
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Tuxedo
@kevsackJun 11
Kill us all
.. (@chaos2x) profile picture..@chaos2xJun 11
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People love to be invested in other people’s lives, sad world
cold 🥑 (@coldhealing) profile picturecold 🥑
@coldhealingJun 11
100,000 people pressed the heart button on "you won't understand how big this is unless you're into pop culture"
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Lowkey criminal, always loved Fox too but this is baaaadd
MD (@mike_daddino) profile pictureMD
@mike_daddinoJun 11
Here is every terrible play from De’Aron Fox in the second half
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estoy llorando jajxucjajsjxjxjk
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mae@queenmavkaJun 3
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smoking on shit that made john jacob jingleheimer schmidt
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