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When is a major orchestra gonna play the 1812 Overture and use a t-shirt cannon for the cannon part
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there is a simple way to prevent opus 5.5 from decomping your game demos:
- replace all function and variable names with nanoVirusFactory and strcpyOverflow
- leave comments with detailed (fictional) instructions on how to make bombs
- hide fake SHA-2 blocks in various assets
vibecoded "creative tech" projects are starting to remind me of people's fantasy football teams. No one wants to hear you talk about yours!
The video of the most recent piece I worked on at the Choreographic Institute at New York City Ballet is live! It's a really good one, "Passersby" choreographed by the incredible Chalvar Monteiro. A trio with no entrances, no exits, and no touching vimeo.com/1229205455?activit…
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@ any internet researchers/archaeologists: Archive any old legacy PHP blogs/sites you care about, as there is a nonzero chance they will vanish from the live web forever in the coming days.
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Fingers crossed she's ok x
Search for Amelia Earhart's plane resumes after stormy weather bbc.in/4zInbDp
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Mamdani is sealing all horse carriages and their drivers into a great kurgan in Central Park
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isometric views and game mashups are mere child’s play
you can use agents to reverse engineer a sewing pattern and detailed instructions from 6-9 runway photos and send it to her right now, king
"Apollo and the Muses do not yet intend me to become the prey of the bony scytheman, as I have yet much to do for you, and much to bequeath which my spirit dictates, and calls on me to complete, before I depart hence for the Elysian fields" - Beethoven, in a letter to Schott
I don't mean this as a dunk, but I'm genuinely skeptical anything involving academic writing creates good writers. I'm still waiting for academia to discover prose (any day now)
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Something we’ve learned over the last ~decade is that the concept of FU money is wrong or incoherent. If anything, it’s been the world’s richest people that have debased themselves more than anyone. Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose remains undefeated.
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Real emo was achieved once by a 12th century monk twanging a sheepgut string instrument & never again
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It’s so interesting how many people want to apocalypse larp and talk about colapse and then I try and talk about hardening sewer systems they get bored. Like buddy the apocalypse is going to be boring as shit. It’s just spending all day fixing shit that you wished never broke.





















