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The original 3 Beer oomfie. Retired D3 Track chump. Shortest member of Beer Twitter. Probably tweeting about my cat.

Houston, TX
Joined April 2015
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We need to cut Harrison Butker
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MATTHEW SCHAEFER AND LUKE HUGHES WERE SWINGING 馃憡
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I'm at the bar doing Bobby Pulido for karaoke don't even question my affiliations.
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It's been so peachy on god
i bet living in texas right now feels good as fuck
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I love it when goalies do goalie shit.
Dustin Wolf gave the post a kiss after the shot hit the bar 馃ぃ
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Missouri vs Texas should be a BIG 12 game under the lights like our forefathers intended.
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Andy Reid
Who is stopping this potential offense? Patrick Mahomes Kenneth Walker Emmett Johnson Brian Thomas Jr Rashee Rice Xavier Worthy Travis Kelce
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Mao Zedong is directly responsible for the West Coast Offense.
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If you ain't in pushup chat y'all cooked.
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I need to acquire a taxidermied Marlin on Ja.
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Now that Texas is blue we can hate California for esoteric liberal reasons
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Beginning an insane story that we should have a movie about
Today in 1528, shipwrecked Cabeza de Vaca and his surviving crew land at Galveston, exploring Buffalo Bayou up to present-day Houston.
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When did commercials become shitty?
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Can someone please explain the Vini Jr body double conspiracy
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I agree, every national Democrat should pivot themselves to Talarico鈥檚 positions immediately.
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Average girl from St Joseph, Missouri.
Indiana woman has gone VIRAL for having an extremely unexpected accent 馃ぃ
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WR 1 filed for bankruptcy WR 2 broke his ankle LG beefing with head coach Kicker can鈥檛 make shit Special teams coach special GM still hasn鈥檛 made a trade 44 million DT has 0.5 sacks
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Sometimes I can tell shit was made by an east coaster bc ain't nobody ever thought about Connecticut.
Yall fuck with my state tierlist?
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