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The original 3 Beer oomfie. Retired D3 Track chump. Shortest member of Beer Twitter. Probably tweeting about my cat.

Houston, TX
Joined April 2015
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MATTHEW SCHAEFER AND LUKE HUGHES WERE SWINGING 👊
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Now that Texas is blue we can hate California for esoteric liberal reasons
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I agree, every national Democrat should pivot themselves to Talarico’s positions immediately.
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WR 1 filed for bankruptcy WR 2 broke his ankle LG beefing with head coach Kicker can’t make shit Special teams coach special GM still hasn’t made a trade 44 million DT has 0.5 sacks
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Rashee Rice playing bankrupt on his contract year
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ignoring/writing off southern states as unsalvageable due to regressive policies does nothing to help those fighting against such policies and only aides further regression. I hope this election, if anything ever could, proves that this infantilized view of the South is wrong.
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EVERYBODY SEND NUDES TO TEXANS RN
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PERO SÚBANLE A ESE ROLON
El cantante de “Desvelado” Bobby Pulido, ha derrotado a la republicana Monica De La Cruz en las elecciones de la Cámara de Representantes de Estados Unidos.
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For every miss kicked Harrison Butker has had this year, a state turned Blue…
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The median voter tonight
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So proud of Gina, so proud of James, so proud of Texas!
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Hinojosa and Talarico tonight:
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Blue Texas before Josh Allen Super Bowl appearance
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We’re coming for you next Cancun @tedcruz
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AAHHHHHHHHH IT'S HAPPENING
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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YEEEEEEEE.... HAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!
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It’s time
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