court mage of the people鈥檚 republic of new england

Joined February 2010
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gods most racist japanese vs a mildly inconvenienced frenchman
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How I feel reading the Japanese vs French beef
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im a simple guy, i dont ask much, all i need is my dick sucked, my belly full, and the infinite knowledge of the universe attained by escaping samsara
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Replying to @usernontrouver9
Les gars faut trouver une autre victime les japonais ils ont perdu c'est bon
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public universal party bottom
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Born just in time to experience Lana Hamas edits
Hamas Al Qassam Brigades x Lana Del Rey edit
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straight people inventing rules to live by
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Not to defend Ethan Klein but what鈥檚 the point in having a multi million dollar media empire if you can鈥檛 even cheat on your Mossad handler wife anymore. Says a lot about society
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the only good part of Starfield is that you get to fuck a space cowboy. that鈥檚 literally the only redeeming quality
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i鈥檓 crying idk how it happened but my client somehow got $900 off his hearing aids bc my wretched evil ass forgot to follow up on last years hearing assessment so he had a new one. i guess being bad at my job literally pays off
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I hope all of my friends are happy and having fun.
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i have 83 hours of PTO
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americans see a working class protest in another country and want to shoot the protesters
Dear France: You can rent 100 rednecks from Florida, we will solve this in 12 hrs.......No rules though.
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Peter Parkers coworkers when he first started submitting photos at the Daily Bugle 馃摲
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the key factor to success that no one explored while facing the ottomans is asking them to be nice
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supervisor told me the annoying not gay gay guy at work asked to do coke with her in the bathroom last time we all went out drinking. annoying gay guy behavior
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lowkey i think a lot of flack americans have for the french is just jealously bc the french have the rebellious spirit americans purport to have
Maybe America is pussy after all
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