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she/her, 30s, cracking some boys open with the cold one

Joined December 2020
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do people in Mississippi understand there are people on the New York City Subway right now going, “pick another protein? Sheeeeiiiiiii”
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Sits bolt upright: Zohran Mamdani is James Clark Ross
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PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD BEFORE I DRINK GIN
'The Old Batchelor'. Photographed by Henry Pointer, 1865.
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grab those chops and hold on
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Her
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MY WIFE. WHO DIED
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even my real paints aren’t safe..
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this new lego botanicals set has like the most insane part usage i've seen - THAT'S THE BABY SEAL PIECE WHAT
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my favourite thing about rescued baby walruses is that its geniunely critical to their health that they are cuddled 24/7 for like two years just clinically clingy blobs
what an adorable baby 😭 walrus calves stay with their mothers for a couple of years compared to seals who only take care of their pups for weeks. this sweet baby will need a lot of care and I believe they were rescued by the Alaska sealife center 🥺🥰
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i love old man hussey.... his bald(ing) joy <3
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this nonsensical sentence has entranced me I fear. Every time I sit across from it on the subway I smile and start nodding. I might get it tattooed.
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Hickeytozer
bro you are my big dog and to some extent my wife
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This moment should play on loop somewhere in the world, every day, until the earth blows up
“Why were you afraid of selling shoes?” Rewatched Certain Women, reaffirmed that it’s my favorite Reichardt by far. Tiny respites of connection stretched thin across a lonely frontier. That Gladstone/Stewart segment is still one of the finest bits of life ever filmed.
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