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she/her, 30s, cracking some boys open with the cold one

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Jared@jaredjct11h
do people in Mississippi understand there are people on the New York City Subway right now going, “pick another protein? Sheeeeiiiiiii”
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Sits bolt upright: Zohran Mamdani is James Clark Ross
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salt tooth@salt__tooth15h
PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD BEFORE I DRINK GIN
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@wikivictorianNov 6
'The Old Batchelor'. Photographed by Henry Pointer, 1865.
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tobias menzies daily@tmenzdaily13h
grab those chops and hold on
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Her
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em ✶ COMMS OPEN@lesbiemNov 6
MY WIFE. WHO DIED
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em ✶ COMMS OPEN@lesbiemMar 7
even my real paints aren’t safe..
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just2good (Sarah G)@just2goodYTNov 6
this new lego botanicals set has like the most insane part usage i've seen - THAT'S THE BABY SEAL PIECE WHAT
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my favourite thing about rescued baby walruses is that its geniunely critical to their health that they are cuddled 24/7 for like two years just clinically clingy blobs
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pancakie (@getinmysh3d) profile picturepancakie@getinmysh3dNov 5
what an adorable baby 😭 walrus calves stay with their mothers for a couple of years compared to seals who only take care of their pups for weeks. this sweet baby will need a lot of care and I believe they were rescued by the Alaska sealife center 🥺🥰
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plausible rogue@dadaphoneNov 7
i love old man hussey.... his bald(ing) joy <3
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Paul@orangepaulpNov 7
this nonsensical sentence has entranced me I fear. Every time I sit across from it on the subway I smile and start nodding. I might get it tattooed.
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@lildorothy_Nov 5
bro you are my big dog and to some extent my wife
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This moment should play on loop somewhere in the world, every day, until the earth blows up

CERTAIN WOMEN | Now Streaming

Three women strive to forge their own paths in the American Northwest.

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“Why were you afraid of selling shoes?” Rewatched Certain Women, reaffirmed that it’s my favorite Reichardt by far. Tiny respites of connection stretched thin across a lonely frontier. That Gladstone/Stewart segment is still one of the finest bits of life ever filmed.
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chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTVNov 6
If you have a better idea to free the worm I’d like to hear it
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Democrats want RFK Jr.’s ‘head on a platter.’ thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-fac…
RFK Jr. Faces New Threat as MAHA Turns on Trump

RFK Jr. Faces New Threat as MAHA Turns on Trump

Democrats want RFK Jr.’s ‘head on a platter’ after MAHA wipeout.

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apsley scary-garrard@FreakLimnerNov 6
Now listen I can’t get back into my Civil War obsession just because Joshua Chamberlain was a smokeshow
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matt@polaresqueNov 5
‘shackleton’, oil on canvas 2026
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Scott Colom appears set to win Forrest County, named after Nathan Bedford Forrest, who founded the Ku Klux Klan
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julia@eathedocumentNov 4
how it feels
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I think the most psychologically important thing about this election is that someone like Vivek actually suffered consequences for doing something heinous in an election campaign. That had straight up stopped happening to such an extent that it no longer felt possible
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rust belt roadtrip@gmoultNov 4
every ford f-150 is going to be melted down into a maglev
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