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mel 🐝

@melbeeing

i’m your rival

 New Orleans, LA
Joined January 2010
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can anyone recommend a good bullshit job that pays well for someone looking to pivot from a highly-specialized and demanding job that pays like dogshit to a bullshit job that pays well
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I do get to do arts and crafts and can clean my glasses whenever I want tho
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omg a hit tweet
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almost just messaged a threat to someone who pissed me off in march. still might.
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what can I say I love retribution and relieving myself of being the victim
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this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp
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Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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I have so much respect for South American stan culture, Brazil in particular
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I must be so interesting to stalk online. Like damn what am I on about now
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I went to the most bywater art installation of all October tonight and had fun!!
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I haven’t listened to CRANK in maybe a week, this literally just gave me chills
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m@msnetikerOct 28
I hate existential halloween what do you mean you are
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feeling sorry for myself today as a treat
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@pumptinisOct 28
his replies??? 😭😭😭
Andy Cohen (@Andy) profile pictureAndy Cohen
@AndyOct 27
“Take your ballroom and shove it up your fat ass” is SENDING ME … is there merch?
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The way this made me get in my car and drive to the closest early voting station
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Win Butler stole my basketball
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Hey so an easy fix is to rent long term to someone who lives in that city. They do all of their own cleaning and buy their own tp. Hope this helps 👍🏼
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoOct 26
Airbnb hosts are threatening to boycott the platform over its ban on checkout chores Some claim guests will “rob us of toilet paper” and leave properties a mess
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løøn@loonsunshineOct 27
me when i pull the door handle and it shatters
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I like to vote on Election Day idk
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What was post indie sleaze called? This song remains so so good music.apple.com/us/album/foo…
Fool 4 You by Mr Little Jeans on Apple Music

Fool 4 You by Mr Little Jeans on Apple Music

Song · 2015 · Duration 4:14

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kms potentially back on stay tuned
DKelly 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 (@1Nicdar) profile pictureDKelly 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸
@1NicdarOct 26
Hope all you psycho whack jobs are happy about this. Enjoy midnight at 6 PM. 🫠
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