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Arlington, VA
Joined February 2008
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she was in the prison doing transgender operations on illegal aliens right before she died
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dreamt i had to download the cilantro app to use my bunch of cilantro
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need a SPY 2 where Melissa McCarthy and Jason Statham go undercover as Olympics breakdancers from a made-up country
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Frankenstein: "Oh yeah? Well, I'm going to write a story about you!" And thus, Frankenstein's not-so-popular Mary Shelley biography was born.
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@melissathomson Summer school favorite character dress up day! Absolutely love her smile!! Thank you for writing books that bring this girl a smile on her face!
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wow twitter gave you your career and changed your life?? what a story! congrats
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Fool me once, PARER; fool me twice, won’t get fooled again Wordle 480 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟩 Wordle 480 is breaking streaks left and right. 🟨🟩 About 15% of players are losing today's puzzle (usually it's only 1-2%). nyti.ms/3Cv6Buy
🦉🦒🐬🦜🐙🐐 Anigrams 28 ⭐00:00:50⭐ Streak: 2 🦉🦒🐬🦜🐙🐐 anigrams.us
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Could have just said Pippa Blunden. We would have figured the rest out.
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Last night, sitting on my couch, I thought nothing could be more humbling than watching the Williams sisters play, until I woke up sore bc I sat on the couch wrong
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We all come to Jane Austen for different reasons, but we all stay for the same reason: dunking on Mr. Collins.
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please listen.
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“no worries if not” - if it was me asking to be on a pardon list
“I’VE DECIDED I SHOULD BE ON THE PARDON LIST IF THAT’S STILL IN THE WORKS” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Get ready to celebrate with Lit League’s early chapter book box for KEENA FORD AND THE SECOND GRADE MIX-UP! You can purchase this box directly for the little readers in your life at litleagueboxes.com/product/k… @frankmorrison_ @melissathomson #keenaford #birthdayfun #giftingbooks
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Remember that Pi Day is just a made-up holiday invented by mathematicians to sell you more math.
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this was shocking honestly
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