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Making fun of the decor at Cheesecake Factory was elitist.
Bragging that the crowd wouldn't be able to afford the food at his private club is, what exactly?
I fully expect Clay Travis to soak his diaper over this dunk on the middle and working classes
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Obama made a joke about Trump's tacky gold decorations, and MAGA somehow heard an attack on cheesecake. Reading comprehension has officially left the building.
can all of the cheesecake factory scolds like wink or whisper that they’re trying to make this a thing out of desperation, because otherwise I am deeply alarmed that people don’t understand a punchline
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The fact that JD Vance wrote an entire book about growing up in a neglectful, abusive Ohio home and chose to side with Vivek over someone with a similar experience is so telling about what a soulless, satanic wretch he is.
Asked Ohio Dem gov nominee Amy Acton today about this answer from President Trump.
"The facts are: I was removed from custody from my mom. She was not well. From even a very young age, my brother and I experienced a lot of abuse and neglect, even before my stepfather. But my stepfather was not a good person, and it got worse then. He was indicted in a grand jury. He was a fugitive, and they left together."
"I have not seen her since I was 12 years old in a courthouse. So this is a sad story."
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The Cheesecake Factory stuff is a really good encapsulation of conservative discourse during the Obama era for folks not old enough to have experienced it. Endless whining and mind-loss over something they wouldn’t even notice if someone else said it. Eight years of that!
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Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.
if you’re delusional enough to hate matt yglesias or hasan piker more than republicans, it’s worth knowing that both are completely funded by people who enjoy their takes
“THE PUNCH LINE IS THAT SHANE GILLIS LOOKED LIKE A PERV IN TIKTOKS”
“CHEESECAKE FACTORY IS NICE. WHY IS HE MAKING FUN OF CHEESECAKE FACTORY”
-same guy
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I swear to god if I hear another person on this app talk about the mainstream media while mainlining the disinfo slop on here all day, I’m going to lose my mind
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It's fucking crazy that an investigation exposing how Jared Kushner laundered billions if dollars through Azerbaijan, including payments to a warlord, a mercenary, and a hitman, isn't getting more attention.
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Idk about other airbnb hosts, but for me personally, I am so angry about the new rules. I will be striking by removing my property from the platform and placing it for sale on the market. I’m even going the extra mile to make sure it’s sold to a family who will live in it, NOT to another investor who will just line airbnb’s pockets more. I encourage all airbnb hosts to do the same!!!!!