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You go to cancel a subscription and they be like wait, how’s 90% off for 3 months? 😂
#PORvsLAL
FIFTEEN missed free throws???
That's INSANE.
#Trailblazers got to fix that. STAT!
#NightPatrol started off retarded.
Ain't no way the cops wouldn't have given this dude medical attention.
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Having an extroverted toddler is so funny we were at the fabric store and he kept just going up to other patrons demanding that they show him what they were buying. It was the fabric store so obviously everyone there was a middle aged or older woman and delighted by him
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Over 20 years later, the legendary “dicks, pussies and assholes” speech from Team America: World Police remains the most accurate analysis of geopolitics in cinematic history.
Anyway, which one are you?
I've been wanting to fuck Kara Swisher forever and just last night I realized that I've really been wanting to fuck Tig Nataro.
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I never really knew how many fucking stupid, uneducated people lived in this country until Donald Trump came along.






























