"Dear God, Life is hell"

Tennessee, USA
Joined November 2014
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fellas ??
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You go to cancel a subscription and they be like wait, how’s 90% off for 3 months? 😂
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#ConanTheBarbarian They killed Conan's mom without raping her? GTFOH.
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#PORvsLAL FIFTEEN missed free throws??? That's INSANE. #Trailblazers got to fix that. STAT!
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#NightPatrol started off retarded. Ain't no way the cops wouldn't have given this dude medical attention.
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Having an extroverted toddler is so funny we were at the fabric store and he kept just going up to other patrons demanding that they show him what they were buying. It was the fabric store so obviously everyone there was a middle aged or older woman and delighted by him
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Ain't nobody coming to see you Otis!
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#DETvsNYK Jamal Crawford just called someone "instant offense" which is what HE was. But he was on like 12 teams. Was he an asshole or a shitty teammate or was he constantly wanting too much money? What was his deal?
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Ole girl in the #Zepbound commercial got some TITTIES.
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Over 20 years later, the legendary “dicks, pussies and assholes” speech from Team America: World Police remains the most accurate analysis of geopolitics in cinematic history. Anyway, which one are you?
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I've been wanting to fuck Kara Swisher forever and just last night I realized that I've really been wanting to fuck Tig Nataro.
I believe she’s right and Trump can no longer hide the files once he’s gone and Attorney General Todd Blanche will lose his law license for trying to destroy the files on his way out the door.
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I never really knew how many fucking stupid, uneducated people lived in this country until Donald Trump came along.
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WTF did Nicollette Shea do to her face?????
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still the MOST relevant tweet ever
I hit someones car im so fucked dude
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These two are so fucking funny
Unhinged letters sent by school kids to US service members deployed overseas.
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I'm blocking this cocksucker for not naming the movie.
One of my best movies It's 10/10 rated
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