KUNG FU METAPHYSICS | DSA CHIC | EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE WHAT THEY NEED | https://teapaw.org/t.co/U19YxAJjdD
Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2009
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I came to twitter to tweet literary witticisms. My tweets were to be elegant and erudite - full of delicate prose and arresting in their aching grace. I planned to elevate and illuminate with words delicate and manifest. Today I wrote a tweet about my butthole.
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She's defending her daughter's "values" while wearing a Keith Haring shirt is insulting.
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Nobody's coming to save you, but somebody is definitely coming to explain it to you
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The people leading the sexual harassment training class couldn't get laid at a blind orgy.
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Billy Evans sounds like the extremely mid guy you had the biggest crush on in seventh grade
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I’M BACK I’M BACK I’M BACK!!!!!
MAYBE!!!!
My motherfucking birthday is this weekend (motherfucking Halloween) and I want some fucking ATTENTION!
Let’s figure out what the FUCK we are doing this weekend to throw me the biggest silliest sexiest Twitter birthday party possible…
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I have deleted Facebook, which means I will no longer know who died fatter than I am, or later than I'd hoped.
